Update from the war zone in Portland.

George Carlin sitting on a stool

Good night!

It seems clear—I think to everyone, now—that a false and illegal invocation of the Insurrection Act is coming before the end of the year. Media outlets should be telling us how they will prepare for this potential Treason. State governments should be telling us. Activists should be developing plans.

The fucking hypocrisy of the Trump administration.

“.. On closer inspection, however, it turned out that the image was not a photograph of a real event in Portland, but instead a fabrication created by combining two photographs of scenes that unfolded in South America nearly a decade apart ..”

@theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Had a Downy Woodpecker stop by to remove some bugs from the trees.
#birds

Cartoon by @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social.

Where are the powdered wigs?

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

It’s the news from Portland you’ve all been waiting for: the emergency naked bike ride will be Sunday Oct 12 at 2:30pm

New Yorker cartoons nail it again.

He's totally going to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell by the way.

Portland sure seems to burn entirely to the ground pretty often

www.dailykos.com Cartoon: MAGA's cross-dress to bear

Cartoon: MAGA's cross-dress to bear

Peacock Tarantula (Poecilotheria Metallica): 20cm (8in) Legspan. This is the only blue species of the genus Poecilotheria. The species' natural habitat is deciduous forest in Andhra Pradesh, India. It has been classified as Critically endangered. Striking photo taken by Paul Ash of this Tarantula

Federal Judge Blocks Trump’s Seizure of Oregon National Guard for Portland Deployment Read more here.

🚨BREAKING: A federal judge Saturday blocked President Donald Trump’s call-up of the National Guard for a deployment in Portland, saying Trump’s actions were based on false claims and undermined Oregon’s sovereignty. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

The chances of us even having another election, or an election where they honor the true results, appear to be dwindling by the day.

Welcome to our new and improved doctor’s office!

If you’ll just scan this QR code, access our poorly designed website and repeatedly enter the information we already have on file as the site crashes, we’ll be with you in twice the time it used to take.

If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks.

Enjoy some truth about the #TrumpShutdown @markwarner.bsky.social

See the difference? 👀

Portland does not have
the Epstein files,
so leave us alone!

Weak, broken, insecure men who get power and use it to cosplay.

That's what we have.

This General is all of us.

Thinking about the IED that blew up me and my buddies

Thinking about the ones who didn't make it home

Watching a draft dodger and a talk-show host lecture generals about duty

Portland is reacting to all this in exactly the way I would expect Portland to react to this lmao