Could use a shot of hopium right now.
18.09.2025 18:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@smackthepony33.bsky.social
Musician at night, Insurance guy by day. Trombonist and lead vox, synthesizer and vibraslap enthusiast.
Could use a shot of hopium right now.
18.09.2025 18:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did you know that the smallest particle of matter known to science is not, in fact, a quark, but it's Elon Musk's genitalia! #micropenis
06.03.2025 20:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Once again, Elon Musk has a Micropenis.
14.02.2025 17:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Welcome!
25.01.2025 04:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Onion just did the funniest thing ever, and I'm here for it.
14.11.2024 17:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Onion just did the funniest thing ever, and I'm here for it.
14.11.2024 17:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hell yeah i did.
13.11.2024 20:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A picture of now deceased WWF wrestler Balls Mahoney. I don't know how to describe him for you but he looks the way burnt eggs smell.
if you can't take me at my Ballsest, you don't deserve me at my Mahoneyest
11.05.2023 23:00 β π 334 π 35 π¬ 13 π 6There's a lot less ads.
12.11.2024 17:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There's a lot less ads.
12.11.2024 17:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Anyways, here's Wonderwall
youtu.be/bx1Bh8ZvH84?...
Well, here it is. I've left what used to be Twitter. I'm a nervous wreck, but I'm kicking off my mid-life crisis by trying to get ahead of all this intense anxiety. My feelings of dread are not due entirely to the last 100 days, but they were a tipping point. I'm not well, but I'm gonna get help.
12.11.2024 01:11 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lol no worries. You're not wrong!
10.11.2024 07:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But i have no frame of reference :(
10.11.2024 06:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Come on, man, i wasn't playing video games in the 80s.
10.11.2024 06:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes
10.11.2024 05:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was back in the 90's! Also, I'm old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10.11.2024 05:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dude get turb on here.
10.11.2024 05:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Elon Musk has a micropenis.
10.11.2024 05:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tell 'em, Turb!
10.11.2024 05:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0