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Bill Kunz

@smackthepony33.bsky.social

Musician at night, Insurance guy by day. Trombonist and lead vox, synthesizer and vibraslap enthusiast.

28 Followers  |  56 Following  |  18 Posts  |  Joined: 09.11.2024  |  1.9486

Latest posts by smackthepony33.bsky.social on Bluesky

Could use a shot of hopium right now.

18.09.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you know that the smallest particle of matter known to science is not, in fact, a quark, but it's Elon Musk's genitalia! #micropenis

06.03.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Once again, Elon Musk has a Micropenis.

14.02.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome!

25.01.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Onion just did the funniest thing ever, and I'm here for it.

14.11.2024 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Onion just did the funniest thing ever, and I'm here for it.

14.11.2024 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hell yeah i did.

13.11.2024 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of now deceased WWF wrestler Balls Mahoney. I don't know how to describe him for you but he looks the way burnt eggs smell.

A picture of now deceased WWF wrestler Balls Mahoney. I don't know how to describe him for you but he looks the way burnt eggs smell.

if you can't take me at my Ballsest, you don't deserve me at my Mahoneyest

11.05.2023 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 334    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 6

There's a lot less ads.

12.11.2024 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a lot less ads.

12.11.2024 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Oasis - Wonderwall (Official Video)
YouTube video by OasisVEVO Oasis - Wonderwall (Official Video)

Anyways, here's Wonderwall

youtu.be/bx1Bh8ZvH84?...

12.11.2024 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, here it is. I've left what used to be Twitter. I'm a nervous wreck, but I'm kicking off my mid-life crisis by trying to get ahead of all this intense anxiety. My feelings of dread are not due entirely to the last 100 days, but they were a tipping point. I'm not well, but I'm gonna get help.

12.11.2024 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol no worries. You're not wrong!

10.11.2024 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But i have no frame of reference :(

10.11.2024 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come on, man, i wasn't playing video games in the 80s.

10.11.2024 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

10.11.2024 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was back in the 90's! Also, I'm old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10.11.2024 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude get turb on here.

10.11.2024 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon Musk has a micropenis.

10.11.2024 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell 'em, Turb!

10.11.2024 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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