REAL women take a flying knee to the cranium and LIKE it!
26.02.2026 21:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@katbridges.bsky.social
NY / smilin' strange, happily deranged, etc. / co-host, Chatter Machine @chattermachine.net with @73k.us, discussing AEW and other wrestling nonsense / charter member, Bang Bang Boglehead Gang
REAL women take a flying knee to the cranium and LIKE it!
26.02.2026 21:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0congratulations on your engagement bait!
26.02.2026 16:12 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Explaining AEW wrestling chants to people
"This is Brody King, his signature chant is 'Fuck ICE' because he once wore an Abolish ICE shirt to a mexican show and he coincidentally got a push around the time of the ICE protests"
"This is Ricochet. His signature chant is 'Bald' because he is bald"
you might even learn something if you watch it! certainly more than anyone learned watching the SOTU
26.02.2026 15:23 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ICE is in fact a topic addressed on AEW Dynamite, or were you unaware? anyway, it's okay for people to enjoy something for an hour or two
26.02.2026 15:19 β π 39 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0every week, like clockwork. engagement bait and nonsense
26.02.2026 15:17 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I love that he used the word "dastardly" to refer to himself in that promo, right after I posted. surely an oversight
26.02.2026 11:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0THE PEARLSNAP STILL HAS THE BLOOD STAIN ON IT FROM THE KENNY CONTRACT SIGNING???? ON THE COLLAR
26.02.2026 02:09 β π 31 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0I continue to enjoy MJF's commitment to random Boomerisms. have I heard anyone younger than 70 use the term "dope" to mean weed and not heroin? #AEW
26.02.2026 11:16 β π 24 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0have fun, Timecop gang! thanks in advance for not spoiling π₯° #AEW
26.02.2026 03:22 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Damn, that sucks so bad. She was doing great. I hope she heals up fast.
26.02.2026 03:16 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Dax has some final words for the Denver crowd... #AEWDynamite #MileHighMadness
26.02.2026 03:14 β π 19 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Death Riders/Dale Hollow unlikely collab when? #AEWDynamite π€Ό
26.02.2026 03:13 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0CLEAN THE DAMN HEPA FILTER! #AEWDynamite
26.02.2026 03:01 β π 131 π 37 π¬ 3 π 8βββββ #AEWDynamite
26.02.2026 03:08 β π 27 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0The Rascals (Wentz/Xavier): Double Spanish Fly
#AEWDynamite π€ΌββοΈ
"There is no pain, only joy in that slap..." is some Dalton ass (from Roadhouse) philosophy, and now the Death Riders are disciples of the Cooler in my canon π #AEWDynamite
26.02.2026 01:40 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0this match is going to feed families all year #AEW
26.02.2026 03:01 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0ugh, respirators for everyone #AEWDynamite π€Ό
26.02.2026 03:01 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the Bang Bang Gang deserve to be in this too #AEWDynamite π€Ό
26.02.2026 02:52 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0(for the record, I made a "hrmmp" sound)
26.02.2026 02:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0PINK BELT PINK BELT PINK BELT PINK BELLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTT
Congratulations again to Kyle Fletcher!!!!
#AEWDynamite
Andrade & Bandido...MOTY potential?! #AEWDynamite
26.02.2026 02:45 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0KYLE YOU HUSSY #aewdynamite
26.02.2026 02:46 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"unlike takeshita" π
#AEWDynamite π€Ό
I'm gonna lose my voice immediately!!!!!
26.02.2026 02:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Brody vs Swerve and Bandido vs Andrade!? Don't even need anymore matches for the ticket price. #AEW
26.02.2026 02:45 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0BANDIDO ANDRADE???????? I DIE #AEWDynamite π€Ό
26.02.2026 02:44 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 1 π 3YEAAAAAHHHHHHH BRODY VS SWERVE AT REVOLUTION HOLY SHIIIIIT #AEWDynamite π€Ό
26.02.2026 02:43 β π 23 π 3 π¬ 2 π 1