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Listen, no disrespect or anything, but who’s gettin their jimmies off to Twenty One Pilots?

Shoutout Dustie at Lucky Bunny in Yellow Springs, my arm is now my coolest body part by far

You could not pay me to be in the position you and Hayley are in

New tattoo on Friday thank GOD

Me and the other gals are publicly liking Dennis Quaid fancams on insta reels

Now why is Instagram putting Beatles McLennon Yaoi on my TL

Can a bitch get an ethically sourced toe ring around here???!!!

DoorDashing myself a milk from the 7/11 like a little fucking freak

What a good pattern of words you just typed and released into my universe

New drill arrived today, I really just be stickin shit to the wall

The fact that you just had this in your arsenal and it was avilable so quickly

College roommate who got me into weed and cigarettes and was a professional wrestler and flashed people on hikes is now a pastor’s wife. An angel has lost their wings.

you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people

I dunno, man, the "you guys are being too mean to the plagiarism machines that stole all your work and were created to try to replace you so rich people don't pay you a tiny fraction of their wealth for it" posters popping up are pretty funny

Surrounded by an abundance of cuties latey

I’m gonna fucking barf

hey, remember when a fascist campaigned for president by promising to do fascist things and every Republican and the compliant lapdog press were all 'nah he's just kidding.' good thing there were no serious consequences from that

Former client who runs a family rescue farm texted me to ask if I wanted to join him to watch his wife perform The Vagina Monologues at the local community college, and I am so fucking pumped

Really glad I never came home to you passed out on the kitchen floor, especially after your text asking me if my CO monitor had ever gone off before

"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school

This is soooooo fking precious 🌻🧡🧡🧡

LIZ HAHA

Watched Belladonna of Sadness last night - wild shit to see and hear.

What level of burnout do you have to be to try and dunk on your sibling for attending his wife’s nonprofit orchestra performance and not hanging out at a show with his 27 year old degenerate sister?? Not willing to stoop quite that low just yet

I keep wanting to neg my brother for missing the upcoming Dayton(!) Brainiac show - but then I remember he’s missing it to be a supportive husband at his wife’s chamber orchestra performance and like, even I am not that much of a tool.

Feeling very normal about the threats to public broadcasting and for sure not itching to do a twelve page long journal article about how momentously important public media funding is.

if you find yourself reluctant to support the guy at Columbia because you find some of the politics he espoused distasteful or even abhorrent, you should know that this is exactly the reaction that they hoped for in choosing him as a target for unlawful detention based on political speech.

Sign outside the Stonewall National Monument park with the word Transgender written in pink chalk between the words National and Monument.

We won’t disappear just because you change a website.