@katewitko.bsky.social
i live in indianapolis, i'm from here saturdays are for college football, sundays are for redzone i am told that medically i am still alive
jeff probst from the hit television show survivor saying morning
06.12.2025 06:58 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fuuuuuuuuuuck i was working and didn't see this!!
05.12.2025 21:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i keep thinking about my annual review and how the VP complimented my work ethic saying "every day you're working when you're supposed to be working, we never have to worry about you" and i was like oh my god if you knew how much balatro i play on the clock
05.12.2025 17:26 — 👍 36 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i think it was something in the yellowstone genre if not that specifically
05.12.2025 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it was about that show she was in, i forget which. they loved that shit
05.12.2025 16:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0she is constantly in movies i otherwise like with actors i like and in every movie she just tears it down whenever she's on screen
05.12.2025 16:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0which one of them is in it
05.12.2025 14:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i have not
05.12.2025 14:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0that rules!!
05.12.2025 14:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i like tom green btw but god damn do i hate laura linney
05.12.2025 14:16 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0tom green shooters in my mentions almost as good as the time all the brazilians on twitter came at me because i said i hate laura linney
05.12.2025 14:15 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
tom green daddy would you like some sausage
dark times when this was the apex of comedy
05.12.2025 12:52 — 👍 46 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 2SHE'S RIGHT
05.12.2025 00:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤠
05.12.2025 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
cool moon
cool moon
cool moon
moon's cool
05.12.2025 00:39 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0lol
04.12.2025 23:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i am IN RANGE thank you everyone
04.12.2025 21:20 — 👍 38 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0scott just described the era of collecting aol online discs as "scrounging for internet"
04.12.2025 19:41 — 👍 35 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0everyone wish me blood luck today please
04.12.2025 18:47 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 1one of our clients has developed a parasocial relationship with me
04.12.2025 17:06 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0they're gonna call em long scotts
04.12.2025 15:24 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0yepppp
04.12.2025 14:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0right??
04.12.2025 14:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0remember my mom left her old pcp because he lost his mind and became antivaxx during covid
04.12.2025 14:15 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0unclear!
03.12.2025 23:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jealousy Coworker
03.12.2025 20:57 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"so you know if you buy a birkin they take you in a room and close the door?"
03.12.2025 20:57 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0J at work is on her cell phone and she keeps repeating "they ain't got no birkin money" over and over
03.12.2025 20:57 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0she drinks tequila tyvm
03.12.2025 19:49 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
