You've got a brand-new key

So the geese come to the 🇺🇲 US. Canada 🇨🇦 should let us emigrate to the north. We promise not to poop everywhere.

Just got mine too. Arm was sore but the next day was a bummer. After 65 we get a double dose. It sucks but better than a week of the flu.

Reminds of when I was in Italy and asked for a local Amaro. Seeing I was American, they brought a Jagermeister. Really??

ICE will regret this one.

RUN!!!!

Trick or teeth!

The definition of terrorism has gotten so shallow, what does that make ICE? Is there a term more terrifying?

I wish for infinite wishes
... ah!?

Ken. Barbie. Yummy.

Stop with the dog years!

He needs to royal ring.

Sorry, English is my first language. I couldn't understand any of what that clip was saying.

What costume should it be? #cats

An AP headline I thought could be better written...

"58M pounds of corn dogs and sausage-on-a-stick products recalled because wood pieces may be inside"

Not to be confused with the stick.
@apnews.com

A good morning for nature's architects.

I like the idea of a FOIA library, but I have a problem of charging the person making the request and having the information available free to others. Does the law have a way of charging everyone equitably? The simple way would be not to charge anyone. But how to budget for employee's time?

Sorry. I broke it.

Just listening to Neil Young and surprised he hasn't redone one of his songs; Hey, Hey, My, My.

As in:

The King is gone and he is forgotten.
This is the story of Donny Rotten. Rotten Donny.

The henhouse, bigger on the inside.

It's party time Brandy Alexanders.

Double B service, not quite AAA.

Alistair Cooke wrote the American Home Front during WWII but the manuscript wasn't found until after his death. He talks about the antisemitism in the US and how tariffs have hurt the farmer. Also German, Italian & Japanese immigrants were very much American.

Just finished an interesting book on America. It's good to look at ourself from an outsiders point of view and not from one side or the other of our divided nation. What can you learn about today from our Past? #BookSky #America #WWII

Dreamies make the best bait.

Should of tagged this for #Caturday.

Trump dismisses cat-loving NYC Republican candidate for mayor as 'not exactly prime time' President Donald Trump says the Republican candidate for New York City mayor is “not exactly prime time.”

Oh no, somebody is going to piss off Bastet.
apnews.com/article/nyc-...

Darn. Caught not using human avatar.

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I keep getting emails from restaurants in D.C. about special events. Sorry, as long as your city is militarized, I'm not coming.