Aaron Oster

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I understand the theory of kicking in overtime. However, with the kickoff rules being the way they are and the field position involved, are we sure that’s the correct choice?

Now I want to imagine what a football triple threat would look like

Do you think Pete Carroll might just be too tired? Late games can be tough on the elderly

Sometimes you say a game is drunk in the best way. This game is just drunk.

18 plays and basically every play went down to 0 on the play clock. Embarrassing

Does Pete Carroll think he’s winning? Or the game is tied?

ESPN botching the pronunciation of John Cena is impressive

Wouldnt that just be Monday Night Raw?

Even if you just blindly pick, or use whatever rankings, getting Bijan, Gibbs and Nabers seems impossible. Was this like a sticker draft with no cheat sheets there?

Is this a 4 team league?

"CEOs beware, Chris Martin is here... out of the Rangers bullpen"
Jason Benetti

I’m an easy mark: I get Q, I’m happy.

I don’t like listening to music on the radio anymore because the classic rock station always hurts my feelings.

Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social

Could not disagree more with this take.

What’s the Clone Trooper count?

That seems like more of a reason to ban players headhunting from football than banning the play.

I saw a date for an old SNL that was airing on a weird channel. I called what the cold open would be about. My wife was very impressed. I’m not sure if I should be proud. It was early 1998.

How dare you. It’s the real Kermit, not a costume.

I’m shocked we haven’t had a European city sing “Take me home Cody Rhodes” yet. Seems like an obvious one.

One thing I took from the Big West championship today: King Triton needs to be higher in everyone’s creepiest mascot conversations. He’s terrifying!

Where did Joe Cravens come from?

“She found out what happens when you try to kill god” is a tremendous line.

Forget John Cena. Iyo beating Rhea is the most shocking WWE moment of 2025.

If Gonzaga misses the tournament do they go to the NIT or the Crown?

If Canada wins, does the US become the 11th province?

I like Sabrina Carpenter. But is she the right person to do this duet?

How much will voters weigh in what Auburn is doing in the SEC to the Player of the Year race? My guess is they won’t…but should they?

I hate everything about this.