Vampire Cadet

He would have preferred the key to the women’s changing rooms but this will do.

So that’s what happens when Elon Musk doesn’t interfere with elections. Interesting eh?

Cos chaos goblin? 😂

Poor ol President Demetia is having a right mare eh? 😂

Fucking hellllll 😂😂😂

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DnD sesh last night. One of my players summoned their pet rabbit to check out a cavern… perception check failed so I had a goblin kill it and cook it. 😂 Later in the game I had the same player loot a dead goblins corpse and find ….. their familiar’s bloodied rabbit foot on a keyring. 😈

Oh that moth got cake 😂

If it is, come find me in the tavern getting beered up between quests! 🍻 ⚔️

🎶 “Somebody come fetch her, she’s performing like a harlot. Somebody come fetch her, she’s behaving like a wretch!” 🎶

Fucking get in!!!!!!!!

I originally asked what all the voting was about in America right now? Then I realised I wasn’t gonna get a straight answer and Google is free. So I googled. And I still don’t really know 😂 is it for Mayors?

LeTs Go BraNdOn!!!!! ⚾️

So last night I held a combined Halloween/fireworks party for family n friends as I always do this time of year. Today will be me finally taking all the decs down and I am very much considering getting the Christmas stuff out 👀

Fkn hell what did I even type?? 😂😂😂 must have had my eyes closed

I was about to say or back but Mariah Carey ran in and slapped me round the face.

The hour grows late… the younglings retreat… and I dine upon the spoils of war…
(Basically I’m eating leftover Halloween candy)

The first car was stolen too! I’m on the run from a violent past but as fast as I run trouble just keeps catching up with me. That’s the life of an ex hit woman with a target on her head. In fact troubles about to catch up with me again in town when I step in as a hillbilly hits his kid in the diner

Why did bro turn into Jigsaw when she gave a rational answer? 😂 But ok, I’ll play his game…. I step out of my burning vehicle and shoot the man. The bear will be spooked by the gunshot and run away. I’ll then have a nice lil walk into town, stop at a diner, have a burger and then steal another car

I’m off to bed but I’m going to leave you with a terrifying 2 sentence horror story for your Halloween. You ready?…

Hello baby reindeer.

Sent from my iPhone.

She even wore leather pants to remind him of a sofa. Awww ❤️

On a local FB page 😂😂

Had plenty of souls to sugar up tonight!! Just been out with my surplus candies filling up empty bowls on porches like an e-number Robin Hood. 😂

I hope I’ve got enough candy for all the little trick or treat beasties tonight. #HappyHalloween

And then I get up, have caffeine and read through all the depressing morning news … so I deserve it tbh lol

Every day 😂

Well, everyone’s gonna be masked up that night, so I expect to see ICE having their asses handed to them by all my fave horror movie characters… don’t let me down!

You ever wake up, think about the day ahead and suddenly your breathing goes from automatic to manual?

My latest 3D sculpt on nomad. Printed this out only 5cm tall on an FDM and it’s still pretty clean. Noice!!

Just realised I would basically be Nandor. 😂