River Odder

She’s 30.
Why would you care?

“It’s ten o’clock… Do you know where your vibrator is?”

They scheduled the release for the Saturday before Christmas week.

I don’t think this will disappear.

🤐

Give them some of the good stuff.

“I give skritches!”

*rolls* “3”

*The cat drops from its perch, landing on my bladder, butthole pointed right at my face*

This is what a Universal Basic Income is all about.
If we are not working ourselves into a hole in the ground that we are too tired to climb out of, maybe we can create. Or at least eat.

*enter Human Furnace*

*sets your hands on my neck*

🧔🏼‍♂️
🙌

Giving it to the wrong farmers, I would bet.
How many corporate farms will benefi?

Also, I don’t understand why they don’t remember 12 years ago when he did THE SAME THING.

Oh, that’s right. jd has a company buying up for closed farms.

The Crime Genes was going to be #MyNewBand but you have dibs on it.

I want to help with the writing though, with songs like “How’s It Hangin?” and “The Wrong Pairing”

The “express” part is a verb.

Quality over quantity, please.

They’re so sweet that you powder them and spread them on chicken??
😱

I am glad to see you again!
I hope you are nose up and gaining altitude! 🛫

That’s why they’re endangered.

Those aren’t pandas.
They’re shi-zu dogs dyed to match.

You have good shields?

Beware staring into the void too long, for it may skeet back.

Do you need to increase your diplomacy? Or your stamina?

Ever played a Tank?

I could see you as a healer, but the kind of healer that people are justifiably wary of.

Udderless Cow is #MyNewBand

A side: sMooooooooth
B side: Roaming Mind

Breakout hit: cover of Wildwood Flower

Chart topper: Back in the Barn

You got a notification?
Lucky!!!

Silent night: to the tune of Jingle Bells
O come all ye faithful: to the tune of Jingle Bells
Joy to the World: to the tune of Jingle Bells
O little town of Bethlehem: to the tune of Jungle Bells
Jingle Bells: to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

When I heard “1939” I thought of the flood, and how the area with all the tracks is at the mouth of the canyon. Have not been there in a while, so…

That sounds like a nice place to be.

That last line, tho.

… but the Elaine Paige version from 1981.

Also, thanks to you, I have had “Memories” stuck in my head.

Skeets like these show me that BlueSky is not dead.

Another question, not sure if you are off in that direction yet, but

“What is a tactful way to ask someone if they have a dick?”

… or is it another “is it just me?” thing?

It’s a milthgora?