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Jack of many trades. Hoping for the best. Been around the block. Courtesy is appreciated. Consent is Paramount. πŸ¦¦πŸ”žπŸ€™πŸΌπŸ›‘οΈ "I stand corrected."

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Latest posts by riverodder.bsky.social on Bluesky

Are you going to bed squirrely?

13.02.2026 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
13.02.2026 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two muppets wearing headphones sit at a table ALT: two muppets wearing headphones sit at a table
13.02.2026 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Verified SoCal Surfer idiom: Boof describes something crappy, usually weed, but also debris or sea conditions.

Current usage was also in play at that time, as evidenced by the graffiti which said "Bob boofs Bill's urps".

13.02.2026 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have heard "biffed" for this usage.

13.02.2026 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thcc?

13.02.2026 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know people who have self-collared.

Empowered!

13.02.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why did you use a photo of Chuck Norris?

Careful... He will kick your butt!

13.02.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If europe could trust the usa, we would have helped Ukraine win by now.

13.02.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPatients are just happy to be believed.” NO. That talking point accomplishes nothing but soothing healthy people into thinking somehow any of this is okay. The care is beyond inadequate. I have never needed someone to confirm my own lived experiences. I need medical treatment. #MECFS #LongCovid

13.02.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Now you need to start using Glaice, Helado, Hāngi Huka, or whatever your cultural language is...

13.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Skeets like this show me that Bluesky is not dead, just picking up carrots. πŸ₯•

13.02.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do!

13.02.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Skeets like these show me that BlueSky is not dead.

It just has a REALLY stressed immune system.

13.02.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You should be able to get a nice one!

I made a matched pair with handles that I can hold both in one hand if I want.

My friend let me try a really cool dragon tongue recently, and now I want a pair of those... 🀩

13.02.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing teaches you what you know like teaching someone else!

13.02.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I write things, not for sympathy, but so that someone else can say β€œYou too? No shit??”

12.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a surfer is riding a wave in the ocean with a tiktok logo on the bottom ALT: a surfer is riding a wave in the ocean with a tiktok logo on the bottom

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And we’re not surfing them yet?

12.02.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Airborne combustible particulates may detonate if the fuel/air mixture is correct.

12.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can get some decent sex toys for $400!

12.02.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t that where all the dangerous criminals are?
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12.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting underwater using a hp laptop ALT: a woman is sitting underwater using a hp laptop

Their computers are not waterproof?

12.02.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SO emotional!!

12.02.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reverse Cowgirl so you don’t smack me in the face with your trombone?

12.02.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn’t the plug protect against that? πŸ’Ž

12.02.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a yellow shirt with the letter a on his shirt Alt: Captain Kirk (tos) dons silver goggles and proclaims β€œI’m ready”

Safety first

12.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😳

12.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No scratching necessary

12.02.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

!!ON ,yrreJ

12.02.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Belfast?

12.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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