Draft Stonks

Imagine going back to 2021 and trying to convince someone that Daniel Jones and Baker Mayfield have their teams atop their respective conferences in 2025

Proof that we must act fast to ban ZYN pouches. It has gone too far

The phrase "the Jaxson Dart era"

For one sweet moment each week, I let the melodies of Shaboozey wash over me and let myself think, for just an instant, that I might be good at fantasy football this one week

@heathcummings.bsky.social, you are my go to barometer on Swift. If I were to flip him one for one with a wide receiver, what range should I shoot for? Jennings? Deebo? Higher or lower?

Are Drake Maye and Daniel Jones the only ones standing between Pat Mahomes and another Conference Title? Many people are asking

The grossest takeaway I’ve had from today’s games? The Chiefs at +950 to win the Super Bowl doesn’t look so bad…

@sickoscommittee.org I think new TSwift is at least in part a Eurovision-ass album (complimentary), curious on the Committee’s ruling?

This game yearns for The Tie

Crazy that my zero RB leagues have also turned into zero WR leagues in the last couple of weeks…

As we all predicted, an Aaron Rodgers/Mike Tomlin Steelers team has a clear path to easily win the division and lose by 13 to 7 seed Chiefs on Wild Card Weekend

IMPORTANT: I have solid leads in 3 leagues that really can only be flipped by a Chase nuclear game. So if Browning was ever going to get him to like 12 for 150 and 2 touchdowns, it’ll be tonight!

Both teams must ask themselves: What would Mike McCarthy do?

If MHJ sent 1 (one) tweet like this, he’d be HoF bound and the Cardinals would easily win the division for the next 5 years

@dennycarter.bsky.social X-ing this out with a near 40% target share might be the new archetype for your WR social media index

a crowd of people with the words she 's a witch in yellow letters ALT: a crowd of people with the words she 's a witch in yellow letters

@andyholloway.bsky.social @fantasyfootballers.bsky.social

Re: Thornton

This game needs just a morale destroying unnecessary sack for a 15 yard loss as time expires to really set the tone for the season

Thank you!

@dennycarter.bsky.social I seek Zero RB wisdom. I can buy both Brian Robinson Jr and Jacory Croskey-Merritt for $15 FAAB each out of a $100. $30 well spent or asking for a Spirit Halloween to open in my garage?

Explaining Fermi Estimation to the bros and sweating Houston money line. What month is it??

If you haven’t seen Mufasa, you gotta go right now

I listen at 2x speed. Can’t convince me 1x Jordan is cannon. I reject it outright

I think every Super Bowl party has a guy that:
-screaming about refs favoritism every play
-way too stoked about random Marvel trailer drop
-super angry that Taylor Swift is watching footbal
-super excited Donald Trump is watching football

Man I don’t think I’ll ever be able to quit Jalen Hurts

Egregious behavior from the refs missing that extra point like that. Disgusting Mahomes favoritism. Same old same old

I know Baker nailed his charisma check this season and everyone loves him now, but are the Bucs the most fraudulent division winner?

@sickoscommittee.org at this point I need to see Sickos themed items at Scooters Coffees across the nation.

Frapacino*

*-but cajun voice somehow

Only league I’m in without median scoring: PF 2nd by 88 behind the team with Chase and Allen. PA 1st by 50. Record? 6-8, 7th place, missed playoffs.

I at least beat the guy that drafted 4 QBs by 1 game