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Jazz, Utah 🏈 and πŸ€, Seahawks, Mariners, Cardinals, Mammoth. Asexual. He/Him. You know me from the bird app. Free Palestine!

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Latest posts by dappercardinal.bsky.social on Bluesky

Dick Cheney dead
Zohran Mamdani wins
Red Panda is back

Maybe there is hope in the world.

05.11.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so jealous of NYC now

05.11.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Smoking that Cuomo AND Cheney pack tonight

05.11.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I get we can watch the Mammoth game for free (if you can find channel 16 with your TV antenna) but blackouts bother the shit out of me. Just let me watch the fucking game on ESPN+!

05.11.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The "pro-life" party...

05.11.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favorite shticks every year

04.11.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Jazz probably lose this game if Jaylen Brown doesn't slip

04.11.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Devastating for Toronto fans

02.11.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No fucking way

02.11.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Listen. Whether YoutubeTV makes a deal with Disney this weekend is a moot point cause I'm watching college football one way or another

31.10.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Week 9 NFL picks. I went 7-6 last week. Winners in CAPS.

BAL vs mia
CHI vs cin
min vs DET
car vs GB
LAC vs ten
atl vs NE
SF vs nyg
IND vs pit
DEN vs hou
JAX vs lv
no vs LAR
KC vs buf
SEA vs was
atl vs DAL

31.10.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Outside of taking influence from the French (if you catch my drift) theres no fixing these people.

30.10.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Jazz new city jerseys are sure a nice tribute to the inversion that settles in the city for the entirety of the NBA season.

30.10.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

With Sage not hugging Shannon because it wouldn't be genuine. What's something you've refused to do for the same reason?

30.10.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Listen I like some Sting songs and by that measure some songs by The Police. With that said most of his stuff is department store music. Like why are we throwing a melatonin bone to MAGA?

30.10.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What are they teaching kids in school nowadays??

30.10.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody is asking for perfection. But getting a nazi tattoo is not a "mistake" and it should be a deal breaker for everyone that our elected officials should not have or never have had a nazi tattoo.

29.10.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The question is does Danny Ainge allow another 22-23 season? Somehow I doubt it.

28.10.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its a good thing its the sports equinox cause wow this Monday Night Football game suuuucks

28.10.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its been said by a million different people but it's so strange to me that we will go from talking about Terry Rozier and Chauncey Billups being charged with separate gambling charges. And then 5 minutes later have a DraftKings segment. Like hello??

27.10.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fear Factory

27.10.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I might just put up my tree this coming weekend at this point. Thanksgiving is fine for the football and food aspect but give me by Christmas vibes

27.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I should not be forced to only enjoy Christmas carols in December

27.10.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

BYU is so Trump coded and Trump is so BYU coded. It's no wonder i hate them both.

27.10.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear this dude is a real life Mr. Burns

27.10.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro they're really going to make me wait until the last second to see if Dalton Kincaid and Drake London play fml.

26.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Utah and Colorado have combined for 43 points in just one half. Amazing game

26.10.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Utah is still a very good team. Outside of some bad coaching last week where we should have won (god i fucking hate BYU so much) our only real bad game was against Texas Tech.

26.10.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bros first start and he rushes for a 63 yard touchdown

26.10.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate BYU so much lmao fuck

25.10.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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