Casey Vincent

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

A LinkedIn ad showing Jensen Huang shaking hands with some vague fashion executive: L'OREAL 6,204,444 followers Promoted We're thrilled to announce a collaboration with NVIDIA to supercharge beauty with next-gen Al. WELCOME TO NVIDIA L'ORÉAL GROUPE

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.

I mean, there's "out of touch" and then there's whatever the fuck this is:

"They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"

If you make a car company that doesn't make that many cars, a robotaxi company that requires human drivers, a robot company that makes no actual robots... well you too can be a trillionair.

It's really unreal that a company could just "lose" millions of dollars and the backers of that company can just move on.

It's not illegal to go backrupt, but it sure as hell should be illegal to misplace that amount of money and shrug it off for a $1 fine.

Andreessen owes me $1000 and a lot of other people TONS more money.

The Synapse collapse is absolutely criminal and someone needs to be held accoutable.

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

The Atlantic:  🤷‍♂️

Except for you Boston. You're toast.

Probably not a great sign that there is no way I could tell you where I would go to buy a game from Amazon. Like step one I could not even tell you what website I would go to.

If I hold out for two more updates, I can probbly get a toggle to turn the "glass" to a "wall".

Happy "finding bad retry/backoff logic in 3rd party SDKs" Day to all those that celebrate.

Of the five pals he mentions, the *least evil* one might be O.J. Simpson.

At some point you just have to declare the other AL slot vacant and hold some kind of conclave, right?

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Andy Ngo wants to draw your attention to Barney the dinosaur

I love when Andy Ngo does one of his David Attenborough-style posts about Antifa and highlights some kid who took a bong rip and waddled into the protest dressed like a giant muppet.

My favorite flavor of his commentary by far.

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals QUANTICO, VA—Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled Tuesday to remember exactly how he end...

Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals

Well don't I feel stupid

I love that if you individually think about any of them you go "wow, that's WAY worse than the others".

They all have their own unique fresh ways of being bad.

It looks like the Pro in the Airs are binned A19 Pros (1 GPU Core is disabled)... so the reason is money.

Yeah! You should subscribe to Nebula!

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

Claiming that routine immunization requirements for school are an issue of parental rights dehumanizes children. Kids have intrinsic rights just as anyone, and parents are obligated to provide the best care possible for them. That includes providing them with indicated medical interventions.

Pivoting from Civil War to Mental Health Awareness like the Spirit Halloween turning into a Spirit Christmas

My favorite onion article ever.

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

The US is a very stable country and you can tell this because this post for 5 minutes ago is already outdated.

Fun Getaway With Murderous Dictator Just What Exhausted Trump Been Needing WASHINGTON—Hoping his upcoming meeting in Anchorage with Russian President Vladimir Putin will bring a much-needed change of pace, an exhausted President Donald Trump told reporters Thursday that a fu...

Fun Getaway With Murderous Dictator Just What Exhausted Trump Been Needing