Casey Vincent

I turned on our bedroom TV this morning that I was using last night and got 7-10 that I had to click thought before I could do anything else.

I don't understand why.

Game.

Now I’m just watching to see if they can get the shutout.

This rules.

I would watch a four hour documentary about the logistics, creative development and production of that half time show.

Honestly my relationship with CentryLink has been ideal. I give them $65 a month and they give me symmetrical gigabit.

I never ever think about them. Just the best case scenario.

What exciting times could possibly be ahead? You give me a gigabit pipe, that’s it.

An email from CentryLink telling me they are selling my internet service to AT&T.

Well there is no way this ends well for me is there?

"technologists, reactionaries, and seething upstarts are brought together by decadent parties on a wealthy idiot's pedophile island, laying the groundwork for a digital-first fascism" sounds like a cyberpunk plot but you know it's real life because they did it with the style of people in bumper cars

BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)

i like that every time jd vance tries to tell a story about some awful thing that happened he just sounds like the softest dude on the planet. aw, poor baby, you mean you and your chud friends were locked in a restaurant?

They also apparently have some kind of numeric value for leadership?

Like the player spec’d into leadership or something.

Finally, if you have a phone your options are Google or Google.

Maybe the market has just moved back to Stereo-only which... yeah I get it.

I'm not sure if just a small number of press is showing up to CES or if the entire audio industry has just consolidated into two companies... but there is a real lack of new audio gear coming out this year.

A screenshot of an email from LinkedIn asking me to play games.

What are we even doing here?

idk i'm not a lawyer but i feel like shutting down an entire state's childcare payment federal dollars because a 23yo posted a tiktok feels like a certain lack of seriousness or due process

Good news: the SF-24 was the better car from last year that only occasionally made Leclerc sad but they also won a few races.

Bad news: still had war crime stickers.

If you have a billion dollars, you literally have enough money to never have to hear any criticism for the rest of your life. Just because they’re all addicted to going online and getting yelled at isn’t my fucking problem.

A diagram of an almost full theater.

I'm a very smart Netflix executive, and this is totally a movie that I want to hide from the public.

We hate money, and it would be bad if people paid us money to see this movie.

You could produce 54 (!!!!) movies a year with 100 million dollar budgets. And there's no reason to have that many 100 million dollar movies...

Also wild to think about how many movies they could produce over the next 20 years for 108 billion dollars.

Like they totally could make more movies! Nothing is stopping them if they have that kind of capital.

Paramount Promises To Release 30+ Films Annually If It Acquires Warner Bros: “We’re Going To Satisfy The Needs Of The Moviegoing Public” Should Paramount succeed in acquiring Warner Bros, the combined studio will release more than 30 theatrical titles a year. This was Paramount CEO David Ellison’s promise during a phone presser followi...

30+ movies a year. Wow. That's very impressive. This year Paramount released a grand total of 7, exactly one of which made the year's top 25 (while losing $), so there is zero reason to believe that the company has the means to more than quadruple its output. deadline.com/2025/12/para...

Netflix: "Oh The Pitt... cool show you're doing there! Wow, and 18 episode seasons!

What if... and hear us out... you released those episodes as 6 episode seasons over 4 years!"

By "window" do they mean opening your big new movie in two theaters across the entire state of Colorado for a 2 week period where it is impossible to see?

What's to stop them from just labeling everything a neflix movie? Just amazing stuff.

UGH.

What stage of capitalism is it when the state steals your IP to make racist propaganda and you have no way to stop it?

Best Buy and Amazon both have the M4 Air on sale (Both 13" and 15" versions).

You probably won't find a better deal than that.

The bot farm has been activated in defense of Lane Kiffin

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A LinkedIn ad showing Jensen Huang shaking hands with some vague fashion executive: L'OREAL 6,204,444 followers Promoted We're thrilled to announce a collaboration with NVIDIA to supercharge beauty with next-gen Al. WELCOME TO NVIDIA L'ORÉAL GROUPE

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.