Gary Whitta

So basically Tulsi Gabbard is a top Russian agent who has infiltrated the heart of our national intelligence apparatus and there’s nothing we can do about it?

yes there is

Recently I wrote a TV comedy pilot that has very little chance of getting made so I decided to publish it just for fun. You can read the script in its bare-bones form, or annotated with my notes. Maybe someone will find it interesting.

I hope you enjoy THE HARPER IDENTITY. If you do, let me know :)

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

"The format didn't die, they’ve just found a way to shed its labor costs. This strategy seems to replace union-protected talk shows with non-union "video podcasts" that serve the exact same corporate PR playbook."

So we found out that Epstein invented Bitcoin and now it’s collapsing as all its biggest holders dump it? Do I have that right?

Almost ready! I had some fun annotating the script with my own notes and putting together a little website to host it. Will publish later tonight or tomorrow.

Is that “the problem” Ron? Is that really the problem?

I barely qualify.

WHO’S THE BOSS doesn’t have quite the same vibe after Tony and Angela finally get together. Sorry if that’s a spoiler.

we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???

I barely qualify.

omg

Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

Lutnick is a vile piece of shit, now caught red-handed in a lie about his friendship with the world’s worst sex criminal. So now what?

Last year I wrote a half-hour comedy pilot which has absolutely zero chance getting made in the current political climate so I’m gonna post it online this weekend in annotated form for people to read and (hopefully) enjoy. Watch this space.

Thank you! Ep2 is coming soon. Tell your friends!

blurbs wind up on covers for all kinds of reasons, some less savory than others

Authors: if you had a Neil Gaiman blurb on the cover of one of your books, would you want it removed from any future printings?

I honestly don’t know how anyone who has a project in development at Paramount right now can look themselves in the mirror. Gross.

Just a reminder - the FBI/DOJ looked at all the same material we are seeing now and concluded that there was nothing left to investigate

This is starting to get out of hand.

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BLOCKED

FUCK

there are no mastermind villains. every single one of them is sending 4th grade level emails to World's Most Famous Sex Criminal from their work account

Ugh someone I absolutely despise has a thing coming out later this year which means I’m probably going to have to see their fucking face even though I have them blocked every which way.

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.