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@coprophagy.bsky.social

Imbiber of bourbon, cigar aficionado

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Latest posts by coprophagy.bsky.social on Bluesky

live sports are an opportunity to make friends with the guys on the field

19.11.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it sounds like your therapy isnโ€™t going well so you should probably go get drunk

11.11.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for the guys and ABZ combo fans you should do Sauna Guys but make it about the imdb trivia section

05.11.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

launching Hamilton is actually good discourse as the country is in its death throes is a good bit

03.11.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

people were saying the defense would improve under AL GOLDEN because of regression to the mean

03.11.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder what their ratings look like with the new system that is killing wrestling shows

21.10.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they could beat you if just the right salacious study gets published soon

16.10.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol thatโ€™s the wrestling professor guy from twitter and tiktok

13.10.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I broadly agree with what youโ€™re saying here but American farmers absolutely deserve to be punished tbf

08.10.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pinball guys is also a good hook to get scharpling to come back

08.10.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hot tip: you can probably get enough stuff to do an entirely separate episode on pinball guys

08.10.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

actually doing the dumbest shit possible should result in the shame a turnover gives

08.10.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this welfare queen can pull himself up by the bootstraps

03.10.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

someone should name a weekly award for bozos after this reply guy of yours

02.10.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the protostar will teach him how to bulk up and stay clean

02.10.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the crazier part is claiming that riho is sexualized because she wears a skirt that is maybe the least revealing skirt in the history of the business

23.09.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

five years of clearly lying about his condition certainly didnโ€™t help things

23.09.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know from my favorite podcast that one of their songs is good for humming while you eat pussy

22.09.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree we donโ€™t hear enough from referees in NFL games

19.09.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the most exciting part of kimmel getting cancelled is bill simmons joining the resistance

18.09.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there is no way an occasional viral video of SAS saying that someone is smoking crack or whatever is worth $40M per year

17.09.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s cool that you can cover up your boss being medically unfit for office and then get a nice NYT article for your new job of begging for money and doing nothing with it

17.09.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no mention of buying Starbucks gift cards for the entire womenโ€™s locker room

17.09.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

his commentary is like if gabe as jimmy bowers in old roh was worse

12.09.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I drive around rural areas a lot and these people fucking love making homemade Trump signs and decorations that look like they were made by a 5 year old. Itโ€™s hopeless

29.08.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

are they getting Bradyโ€™s PED regiment or is it just the goofy diet shit?

29.08.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@murderxbryan.bsky.social I have an issue with something you said on Hire Bryan. You said that the police wouldโ€™ve arrested Montel for threatening to burn Mark Briscoe alive. Raja Jackson has not been charged with a crime so far after attempted murder, so AEW Dynamite is a gritty realistic TV show.

27.08.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@murderxbryan.bsky.social youโ€™re a job creator

26.08.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there were many complaints about kevin kelly in new japan. he was very bad

26.08.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly outside of darbyโ€™s ear it was pretty tame by the standards of these types of matches in aew

25.08.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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