Sam James

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oh

dashing my chances of getting a sugar daddy in the process 🙄

I think there’s enough redeeming qualities in this pic to earn his forgiveness 😌

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happy friday indeed 😍

Happy Birthday 😍🎂 to you and your balls!

what’s on everyone’s tv watch list at the moment? what’s good? we seem to have run a bit dry - recommendations please 🙏

treat yourself!

Happy Birthday 🥳🥰

just remembered i do have a bluesky alt 🤭

I’ve eaten far too many dark chocolate digestives, considering tonight’s dinner is gonna be a pancake feast

exactly.

a day off, with zero plans, no list of jobs, and no one to see? bliss 🤤

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Easy answer 🥞

Sunday really hits different when you have a week off ahead 🤤 sunday scaries who!?

Rafe Spall as (insert anything here) is always a good kink

⭐️ Pass it along, let’s see your pfp in its full-sized glory! ⭐️

You’re welcome 😉

Am I an…influencer!? 😜😘

Oh I feel that! This term felt 8years long though - I admire your energy. I’ll be firmly in bed/on the sofa for the foreseeable 🙃

pink to make the boys…[answers on a postcode please]

the fact you’ve got an ambitious jobs list during the february half term is impressive enough. i’m dead in the water at this point 💀🫠

culture, innit 🩸

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I think this is what the DMs are for babe

I was planning on having an early night. Not anymore! Hooked.

two episodes in and it’s fantastic already. plus the best soundtrack to a tv show in a very long time 👌

been in a dark theatre teching a show all week. with the early mornings, and late finishes, i’ve just had the realisation that i’ve not seen daylight in 5 days.
who’s got a vitamin d injection for me? 😮‍💨

yes. maybe 2.

your pale is but a small price to pay for your ginger 🔥🙂‍↕️

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oh no. this ‘men of a certain age (40+)’ selfie trend is just aaaaawful 🫣😏

but it’s so cosy! also a great excuse to hibernate at home. i’m a fan.