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Dezbot the SKREE-ONKer

@dezbot.bsky.social

Writer, poet, nerd, believer in coyotes and time as an abstract. I love Godzilla, R.E.M., cats (especially cheetahs), and the Dodgers. A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun.

406 Followers  |  338 Following  |  815 Posts  |  Joined: 03.08.2023  |  1.6074

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Yeah, these should not be allowed. How do we stop this?

20.02.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For me it might be

20.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have "Demon Seed" at home, thank you.

13.02.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WTFFFFFFFF

13.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œHave they not started hiring for the tribunals?”

Suzie Mireles, Tile Purchaser

β€œHave they not started hiring for the tribunals?” Suzie Mireles, Tile Purchaser

U.S. Gains Almost No Jobs In 2025 https://theonion.com/u-s-gains-almost-no-jobs-in-2025/

13.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 583    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4
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a chef is making a funny face in a kitchen while holding a pan . ALT: a chef is making a funny face in a kitchen while holding a pan .
07.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Habby Caturday! Mine are sleebin on da bed, cannot distirb, will get in big trubble

07.02.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But it will make eating the rich so much tastier! πŸ˜‹

07.02.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My actions, consequences, etc. She's an idiot.

07.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*rocks back and forth in "What even is reality any more"*

07.02.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a wee bit (by a lot) older than you, and I recall the excitement knowing it was going to be on and that my parents would let me watch it again. Although I can now watch it whenever I like (I own it on DVD & VHS), the annual airing still fills me with joy. Traditions can be good :)

07.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Really? UGH.

07.02.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The ones I saw listed are either full MAGA or conservative-leaning, so not surprised.

07.02.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Timeline cleanse

06.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An email from FBI document reviewers on the Epstein files project begging for guidance on what information they should disclose and what information should be redacted. The email says, in part,β€œSome photographs depict: victims, unknown-unidentified females and males, former U.S. Presidents, Secretary of State, and other celebrities.”

An email from FBI document reviewers on the Epstein files project begging for guidance on what information they should disclose and what information should be redacted. The email says, in part,β€œSome photographs depict: victims, unknown-unidentified females and males, former U.S. Presidents, Secretary of State, and other celebrities.”

NEW: The Epstein files released last week includes hundreds of pages of docs that lays bare the behind-the-scenes chaos at the FBI early last year over the review of the files & questions on what should be redacted related to victims and public figures
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www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

06.02.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 753    πŸ” 340    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 19

I hate having to wait until next week to find out what happens to [REDACTED]!

06.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Better than a blobfish in the sheets, I suppose.

06.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*hugs*

31.01.2026 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

I get it. I'm selective about which ones I help and which ones I repost. I got bombarded with so many direct requests from people from Gaza at the beginning of that war, too, and I couldn't tell which were real and which were scams. It was overwhelming and it made me shy away from them.

31.01.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe Eugene will do it now? I dunno. I need to find some light after this terrible loss for us all. :(

30.01.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Dusty Towne Sexy Holiday Special
YouTube video by SCTV The Dusty Towne Sexy Holiday Special

Catherine O'Hara was an absolute gem. I was fortunate to see her perform live at a Hollywood Bowl showing of The Nightmare Before Christmas. She brought so much joy to the world. R.I.P. Please enjoy this clip from SCTV, where I first saw her in anything.

youtu.be/liOtOSR_Pp0?...

30.01.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My reaction exactly :(

30.01.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here's an opportunity to support the other journalist arrested today; Georgia Fort, who will have far fewer resources available to her than Don Lemon.

30.01.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2397    πŸ” 1496    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 14

I have a happy cat resting in a warm spot in the living room, and another curled up on my bed. I am going to go pet them and disconnect for a while.

30.01.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK :(

30.01.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonzo! Jomping on dades belly from a grate height is ouchie!

28.01.2026 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a unicorn with the word applause in yellow letters Alt: a cartoon of a unicorn with the word applause in yellow letters
28.01.2026 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They gave a bunch of roided up thugs weapons and made them immune from legal consequences. You can't really tinker around the edges of something like that, you have to end it

27.01.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5545    πŸ” 979    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 19

I've been told I'm full of beans and I believe it <toots>

28.01.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same here! I don't know what this is.

26.01.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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