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@dezbot.bsky.social

Writer, poet, nerd, believer in coyotes and time as an abstract. I love Godzilla, R.E.M., cats (especially cheetahs), and the Dodgers. A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun.

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A SSRS/CNN poll showing 61% people think Trump has gone too far using the power of the presidency and 57% think he's gone too far deporting immigrants.

A SSRS/CNN poll showing 61% people think Trump has gone too far using the power of the presidency and 57% think he's gone too far deporting immigrants.

People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.

03.11.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 14573    πŸ” 4060    πŸ’¬ 311    πŸ“Œ 159
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a boat with the letters aa on it Alt: Godzilla Minus One boat scene
03.11.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A graphic with members of the Dodgers roster and Dave Roberts announcing the Dodgers as back-to-back World Series Champions.

A graphic with members of the Dodgers roster and Dave Roberts announcing the Dodgers as back-to-back World Series Champions.

THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS ARE BACK-TO-BACK WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

02.11.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 11
Columbo star Peter Falk in a Dodgers Jersey

Columbo star Peter Falk in a Dodgers Jersey

Another Dodgers win is another excuse to post Peter Falk in the team’s gear!

03.11.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 421    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

ugh

03.11.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants ALT: a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants

Like this?

01.11.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc ALT: a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc
01.11.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was at that game and we were punchy as hell by the time it ended at 2 a.m. or whatever. We reached the point where we just wanted anyone to score so we could go home (sunk cost fallacy is helluva thing).

28.10.2025 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FAB FIVE FREDDIE!!!! YASSSS!!!

28.10.2025 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yoshi in the bullpen? We have just entered The Twilight Zone.

28.10.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sleep? What is sleep? There is only baseball.

28.10.2025 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dieter is a machine :)

28.10.2025 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The NeverEnding Story has nothing on this game.

Look, it's late and I'm punchy. I can't be expected to make sense.

28.10.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Teammates Unnerved As Interpreter Begins Referring To Ohtani As β€˜The Host’

24.10.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 567    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc ALT: a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc
28.10.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You need to drink hot dog water with, and chase with a relish spritz.

28.10.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was not good. Clearly a ball. And I'm a Dodgers fan saying that, too.

28.10.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The extra head on the baby was Miller. He wishes he would as brtual as the baby, but he's just a useless appendage.

27.10.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dodgers News: Mookie Betts Wins 2025 Roberto Clemente Award Mookie Betts was named the winner of the 2025 Roberto Clemente Award, becoming the fourth Los Angeles Dodgers player to win.

Congrats to Mookie Betts for winning the 2025 Roberto Clemente Award!
dodgerblue.com/dodgers-news...

27.10.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He was the extra head, right?

27.10.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a liddel shares?

27.10.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oops, didn't see the ALT text. Nice drawing :)

27.10.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cesare the somnambulist?

27.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Front cover of the Volume 61, Issue 41 the Onion paper with a pic of Trump and Epstein time traveling and the headline is "Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled 'Don and Jeff: Time Pedophiles'

Front cover of the Volume 61, Issue 41 the Onion paper with a pic of Trump and Epstein time traveling and the headline is "Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled 'Don and Jeff: Time Pedophiles'

Oh @theonion.com, how I love you so.

27.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1177    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7

Fuck AI

24.10.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of "Fantasia" but especially "Night on Bald Mountain" (Mussorgsky) and the "Chinese Dance" portion of the Nutcracker (Tchaikovsky)

24.10.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going Uptoown

24.10.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screen ALT: a cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screen
23.10.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I should move there when I retire! :D

23.10.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Go, Big Blue! πŸ’™

23.10.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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