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Alyssa Leader

@alittleleader.bsky.social

public defender | causes problems for a living | can guess your taylor swift era | she/her

4,018 Followers  |  173 Following  |  20 Posts  |  Joined: 01.07.2023  |  1.8965

Latest posts by alittleleader.bsky.social on Bluesky

Are we doing this app again? I am so painfully bad at change.

19.08.2023 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

What are you talking about nerd?

07.07.2023 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Blaw this is real cop behavior ngl.

06.07.2023 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to do these but in cop testimony.

β€œI body slammed him and laid on top of him till my buddies showed up.”

Vs.

β€œI assisted him to the ground and secured him at that location until additional units arrived on scene.”

05.07.2023 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(It’s okay I’m okay learning to identify the bad thinking and laugh at it is good!)

05.07.2023 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me by day: even if my client DID do a bad thing, they are more than that bad thing. They are a person worthy of love and kindness and second chances.

Me by night: I didn’t get that person that thing when I told them I would. God I suck so much I’m a horrible person I deserve to rot.

05.07.2023 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The people on this site who are acting as if leaving their 100K followings on Twitter is the equivalent of being forced to flee their homeland with nothing but 5 of their followers in a rucksack on their back.

02.07.2023 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 9
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In personal news, I have officially lived for thirty years.

03.07.2023 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

02.07.2023 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4862    πŸ” 1000    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 43
headline from nyt:

Half the Police Force Quit. Crime Dropped.

headline from nyt: Half the Police Force Quit. Crime Dropped.

It can be done
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/02/opinion/half-the-police-force-quit-crime-dropped.html

02.07.2023 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Well I'LL BE!!!!

02.07.2023 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ETHAN

02.07.2023 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The first person who says the word font is GONE.

02.07.2023 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

owner of posts dot com: "wow people on this website are really upset just because i turned off the posts"

02.07.2023 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 683    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

OPE been here less than 12 hours, already had to exercise the mute button. Just like old times!

02.07.2023 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't know it closed....

02.07.2023 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*slowly emerges from locker expecting to be shoved back in*

02.07.2023 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being a whole grown attorney and *printing out* a subtweet that does not even name you to pass up to a judge, thereby acknowledging that you were in fact doing the thing in the subtweet.

02.07.2023 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think the prosecutor who tried to put on the record that I liked a colleague's tweet knows what bluesky is yet, or can I speak freely here?

02.07.2023 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

We need to all agree right now to bully JK Rowling off of this platform the second she arrives.

02.07.2023 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2820    πŸ” 642    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 61

i’m begging elon musk to purchase the company that has my private student loans, put them out of business due to stupidity please

01.07.2023 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5120    πŸ” 647    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 25

Honestly feeling extra blessed to know you followed me then.

02.07.2023 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(whispering to the kid at the next desk) hey i’m new here, is β€œre-skeet” a thing or are the other kids messing with me

02.07.2023 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I decided to start spicy. What the hell, new bird app new me.

02.07.2023 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What's the etiquette on here in terms of people I have really wanted to unfollow on the bird site for some time but didn't because I didn't want to cause a kerfuffle. I can just pretend I never saw them here, right?

02.07.2023 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

welcome to all new bluesky users. please keep in mind that it is still in beta. there are many features still missing, so please be patient. for example, you may notice that this app loads posts and then shows them to you, instead of not doing that for some reason.

02.07.2023 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8428    πŸ” 1588    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 41

With no followers, the urge to shitpost is SO STRONG. God help us all.

02.07.2023 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what happens when we stop celebrating Grimace for even a single day

02.07.2023 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 515    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

The good news is @blaw.bsky.social is here.

02.07.2023 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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