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Law & light housekeeping. Not pursuant to any official duties.

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Kansas federal attorneys went 5 months without pay, sparking constitutional crisis โ€ข Kansas Reflector For nearly 20 weeks, certain lawyers, paralegals, psychologists, interpreters, court reporters and investigators were not paid.Federal funding for a group of criminal justice professionals expired in ...

Just when you think things canโ€™t get shabbier

21.11.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

champion

21.11.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 164    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did a pumpkin-hazelnut cake; a chai spice swirl cake; 4 dozen oatmeal cookies with chocolate, dried cranberries, and peanut butter

21.11.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

heh

21.11.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mostly the nouns and verbs, I bet.

21.11.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A โ€œgoodโ€ lawyer will have the affiant go through the declaration line-by-line and have the affiant explain to the lawyer what the affiant understands each sentence to mean.

On particularly important declarations, the affiant should have at least a day before signing to ask questions.

20.11.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welp I am not getting any work done, might as well bake some stuff!

20.11.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I *really really* want to know which words

20.11.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s hard to imagine anything beyond the traffic nightmare

20.11.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol this explains the murderous crash-out

20.11.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you want to understand exactly why Gen X is so completely fucked up as a generation, you might consider that both this and the peak of the AIDS crisis happened around the same time we all hit puberty.

20.11.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, I teach 1Ls & โ€œimpeachโ€ is an answer I get pretty regularly to the question โ€œwhatโ€™s the remedy if Congress thinks this decision is wrongโ€

20.11.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe? I figure itโ€™s usually educated nonlawyers who make these wrong inferences. They know impeachment is a thing, reasonably think it applies sometimes, donโ€™t know what they donโ€™t know.

20.11.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Check replies to the original post, por ejemplo

20.11.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I confess I would like a world where judges get impeached for coercing their employees into sex

20.11.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, you could probably stop after the first five words. Maybe we should demand better, though, and under the next Republic we can change that.

20.11.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am just saying

If you want โ€œthe lawโ€ to fix anything, better think like a lawyer

20.11.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

A thing judges sometimes do is write dissents as a roadmap to future courts or litigants

20.11.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes even if theyโ€™re โ€œunhingedโ€

20.11.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guys judges donโ€™t get impeached for writing extremist opinions you donโ€™t like

20.11.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no one wants to work anymore

20.11.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

whump trore

20.11.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the

WHAT

20.11.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even though this schedule seems likely to disorient you & ruin any chance of relaxation over the Thanksgiving holiday, we remind you of the importance of self-care and balance! Be well!

20.11.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The day after Thanksgiving will be a constructive reading day

20.11.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then of course F is a constructive S/S for everyone

20.11.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know what happens if you teach WRF or RF. Use your best judgment

20.11.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course no one teaches WR, that would be madness

20.11.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tomorrow is a constructive Monday if you teach MT or MTW so itโ€™s a constructive Friday if you teach TWR or TR

20.11.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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