Ms. Rosenberg

Aw thank you! 🍕

(I mean I am not sure we have them, feel free to bring whatever)

We have olive oil, not sure about the Kalamatas

a man is sitting on a couch eating pizza and saying i love you pizza ALT: a man is sitting on a couch eating pizza and saying i love you pizza

We are doing grilled pizza night. It’s 98 out, it’ll be fine.

We have mushrooms, caramelized onions, sun dried tomatoes, fresh tomatoes. Mozzarellas fresh & shredded. Basil leaves. Some meats. Goat cheese? Artichoke hearts?

[blacks out]

[suddenly awakens]

PASS!

All else aside, this is extreme law prof vibes from Sen. Warren. I think I had a flashback

A confusing and disjointed graph featuring several of the same white man with different hair styles and colors. It contains nonsense words like Hever and Terjets and Mordeet. Nothing is accurate.

How did I know Meta’s would be a hot mess?

“Show me a diagram of the US presidents since Herbert Hoover, with their names and years in office under their photos”

Whoever is writing the final season of the USA is really heavy handed.

A hay barn at the intersection of a ranch road and a county road in rural Kansas. The sun is setting in the background and there are whips of clouds on the horizon.

Kansas is a good place. I've driven past this hay barn and cattle enclosure thousands of times in my life. This time, I stopped to share it with others.

This is a shot from July 4, 2025; day 185 of my 365 Days of Sun project.
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It's ALWAYS a great day to go outside wherever you are.

We live in a society. Well, I mean, *I* live in a society. You live in a basement apartment and that should be good enough for you.

Look if you’re too weird just stay home, what’s the big deal

“You may not exist if your existence makes others uncomfortable” is quite a take from a human rights commission but that seems to be where we are

USA (fed + many states) are probably just a few months behind this madness

Tag yourself, I’m Lowis

garage door openers

Like, this doesn’t seem difficult to me.

Generative AI is a product. If I make a product that is unreasonably dangerous, I’m liable for the reasonably foreseeable harms it causes.

The fact that GenAI produces speech doesn’t change things. I’m a lawyer. Most of my product is speech. And…

1000%. I can eat while I work

Remember, always be kind. And that includes the person reading this. There's a lot all at once, but it is essential to learn how to switch off.

My law school friends & I normalized the afternoon “Presidential Nap.” No shame 😴

Just like with other immersion learning, you may find yourself surprisingly exhausted. That’s normal too. Try to get plenty of sleep.

If you're a 1L starting law school in coming weeks, just remember: You're *supposed to* feel a bit confused at first. It's normal. Law is like a language. You learn it best through immersion. You'll take a few weeks to get to speed.

This may help, too:
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....

Homeownership is awesome bc it gives you the opportunity to spontaneously spend $1500 on a random Thursday for something you don’t even really want

My personal fashion goals. First I have to figure out how to be a 5’10 Scandinavian woman

Hot tunic on tunic action topped with a plaid vest.

It’s Copenhagen fashion week & I love Danish designers while also acknowledging that every outfit (including this spring 2026 one from Stel) looks like it belongs to a friend who decided to live in a yurt & get back into the bassoon after a really intense career as a corporate lawyer.

J almost got scammed by someone who spoofed a Wells Fargo number and sent him one of those possible fraud alert texts. I’m reading The AI Con. Everything - EVERYTHING - right now is a grift, a scam, a stupid trick

Immigrant kids detained in "unsafe and unsanitary" sites as Trump administration seeks to end protections The Justice Department seeks to terminate the Flores Settlement Agreement, which requires U.S. immigration officials to hold migrant children in facilities that are safe and sanitary, among other prot...

It’s almost like the administration doesn’t actually care about children

It’s been 1 month since devastating floods hit Texas and survivors are still waiting for support Monday marks one month since Texas’ Hill Country was devastated by flash floods that killed at least 135 people and affected thousands more across multiple counties.

Say, how’s the federal flood relief assistance effort going in Texas www.deseret.com/u-s-world/20...

Taking people who signed up to help others in a crisis & reassigning them to the gestapo is certainly a choice

I know! lol

Everyone’s Suing Everyone Out East Forget golf. The real local pastime of the Hamptons is spending millions of dollars to win zoning wars.

I really loved the story about the neighbors who bought houses next to farmland bc they just love farms now suing the farmland’s owner for farming it. Champion level