@bdrap.bsky.social
Big Guy
Can’t wait for everyone to take my side after I post a video of me being completely unreasonable towards a service worker
05.01.2025 21:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Going to try and break the world record for most caffeine consumed in a single brunch shift
29.12.2024 17:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They know me as the rizzler the panther dressed in black
07.12.2024 15:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t believe I invented being a chill, cool guy
29.11.2024 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whispering “is this real” to myself every few minutes while watching Wicked in theaters
29.11.2024 04:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Give me the Skeet boys and free my soul, wanna get lost in the rock and roll and Skeet away…
29.11.2024 00:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
28.11.2024 17:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Apparently saying, “where are all my skeet freaks at” is an arrest-able offense
27.11.2024 14:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Oops, just now seeing this!” I say on duty as a life guard to a man screaming for help
27.11.2024 05:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seeing a rumor being spread about me that I can bench press 300 lbs with my eye closed and my arms tied behind my back.
25.11.2024 18:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What the hell are you talking about !!!
25.11.2024 16:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you close one eye and then get as high as you’ve ever been in your entire life the stars in the image below appear to move !
25.11.2024 07:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me when WingStop closes an hour early for “maintenance”
23.11.2024 06:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gotta be 2. His little hooves can’t reach 1.
23.11.2024 04:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is how it feels going home for thanksgiving
23.11.2024 04:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blue Man Group leaving Chicago feels like there’s finally room for my one man show “Beat Red from Being Stuck in Traffic for 2 Hours Guy”
22.11.2024 22:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Going to start saying crazy shit like this on the train
22.11.2024 01:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t stop skeeting in the bathroom at work
21.11.2024 20:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you get the man who skeets it all?
21.11.2024 18:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t say that sort of thing around here man
21.11.2024 03:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tweets on BlueSky are called Skeets
20.11.2024 23:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Got 4 likes on my latest Skeet
20.11.2024 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Weird how I didn’t know about a single one of these
20.11.2024 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So glad minds like ours are becoming the norm on this platform
20.11.2024 04:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dude! Haha yes!
20.11.2024 04:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dabbing my 63 year old boss up and saying, “what’s up slime” as I show up an hour and a half late to work.
20.11.2024 03:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ve just come up with this.
19.11.2024 23:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hawk Tuah spit on that thang.
19.11.2024 23:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0People keep asking me when I’m going to box Jake Paul and I hate to tell you guys this but it already happened. In the summer of ‘06 he beat my ass outside of a TGI Fridays bc I kept putting my drinks on his tab. I was in the hospital for 6 months.
19.11.2024 17:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You have to find one person to kiss goodnight, every night.
19.11.2024 04:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
