Reuben Glaser

I don't like this website and am going to stop using it

what do you think Dan Quayle does all day?

we don't know which, just whichever one extracts most profit from you

I thought it was bad enough that Trump will be sending armed goons to terrorize my city, but now I hear they will be sent from TEXAS? I gotta deal with Texans now? Hat on a hat.

Same

What is that thing on the front of a Kid's Choice award? Is that a hidden camera? So Big Slime can spy on recipients? This needs to be looked into

cat rhythms

BLOOD ARCHITECTS

hello i'm roy dismey hello i'm roy dismey hello i'm roy dismey

What’s next? Hot Honey Dubai Chocolate Labubus?!?!?1

New first name idea - just pick a color and add "uel" to it.

Brownuel, Greenuel, Reduel, Yellowuel, Orangeuel - there, I just named your future adult male sons for you! You're welcome.

Bad news for us Brewers fans. George Webb is already on a plane to the Maldives and he’s never coming back. He can’t afford this and he knows it

The Brewers are about to put George Webb fully out of business

what are we all even talking about anymore

Pop’s Custard to close its doors after more than 40 years in Menomonee Falls Pop's Custard announced it will be closing its doors at the end of August after serving the Menomonee Falls community for more than four decades.

I'm almost the saddest I've ever been

my internal monologue as of late

the moose is loose

"Ugh, it's the worst out here."

- Me, to myself, less than a second after going outside for the first time today

Larry King | 1990s Enormous Wacky Portrait Made Out of Jelly Beans

is anybody going to bid on the Larry King owned "Larry King made out of jellybeans" portrait from his estate auction or not

List of coolest exoplanets - Wikipedia

this really is a great list, each of these exoplanets are cool as hell

Sick of this summer, sick of the heat, sick of the corn sweat, it's not even August yet and I want to mainline apples and nutmeg directly into my bloodstream

bro this is crazy

here's a freebie - just use this picture from the original Trump/Epstein stage play "There Must Be More To Life" to get yourself started

To celebrate Trump deregulating AI somebody should finally generate a film version of the little screenplay he wrote for Jeffrey Epstein's 50th birthday. Use vocal modulation so it sounds like them, throw in a nice fade in and out and some jazz, VO by Alan Dershowitz, you could win awards with this

‘South Park’ Launches Website for Naked Trump Parody PSA: ‘His Penis Is Teeny-Tiny, but His Love for Us Is Large’ 'South Park' mocked Donald Trump with a parody PSA that depicts the president naked, stumbling through the desert with a 'tiny' penis.

this right here - this is one of those articles you see that makes you say "I hope nobody shares this!" Can you imagine sharing something like this, about our president? This is just so beneath the level of decorum we are known for.

variety.com/2025/tv/news...

@therealdvo.bsky.social hey, I saw you are now trying to help Trump distract the public from the Epstein stuff by making some incoherent call to have Obama arrested? Seems it was ineffective. My advice? Next time somebody brings up Epstein, interrupt them by revving your motorcycle behind them

Whenever I try to describe to people what my dad was like, I say he was sort of a mix of Robert DeNiro, David Letterman, Homer Simpson, and Ozzy Osbourne. So in a way I was half raised raised by 25% Ozzy Osbourne, and I mourn his passing very much. I was very fond of him.

hear me out - Drake Bell portraying Shemp from the Three Stooges in something