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Maybe we all should be wearing tin foil hats🤷.
15.08.2025 03:50 — 👍 2333 🔁 769 💬 287 📌 140
SASSY!
12.04.2025 15:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just learning that the iconic canadian prog rock band "Rush" has introduced a devastating 5/8 tariff on all tempo exports to the United States
04.03.2025 21:29 — 👍 4686 🔁 533 💬 159 📌 46Hey, everyone!
Here are some of my favorite online markets to use instead of Amazon:
etrailer.com - DIY products, RV focused
bhphotovideo.com - Tech products, Jewish owned
chewy.com - everything pets, including prescriptions
bookshop.org - buy books, support local bookstores
Share yours below!
Obama knew
23.02.2025 12:31 — 👍 48267 🔁 10437 💬 1072 📌 569
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS IN CASE OF ICE: CONOCE TUS DERECHOS EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:
DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR. ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge. Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door. NO ABRAS TU PUERTA. ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.
ASK THEM TO LEAVE. If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission. 2 PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN. Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.
REMAIN SILENT. You have the right to remain silent. If the agents ask you questions, tell them, "I wish to remain silent." PERMANECE EN SILENCIO. Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio. Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles: "Deseo permanecer en silencio".
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
Warning: oglaf.com is VERY NSFW. Here's one that's not:
03.02.2025 16:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t mind if people desire to levy 25% tariffs on allies in their private lives, but why do they have to flaunt it in front of normal people?
01.02.2025 21:51 — 👍 336 🔁 42 💬 3 📌 0For federal employees (or anyone) who wants to speak to a reporter about what's unfolding about their agencies, the Associated Press investigative team can be reached here: Investigative@ap.org or www.ap.org/tips/
I am byrontau.01 on Signal.
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/18/o...
28.01.2025 14:12 — 👍 34639 🔁 7976 💬 1203 📌 723Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.
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Not when you realize that was their goal all along.
26.01.2025 17:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this.
Smashed records.
Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
do you always begin conversations this way?
25.01.2025 04:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dear price of eggs Trump voters,
Not only aren’t they any cheaper, there’s an actual shortage because of the raging Bird Flu we’re not getting any public information about because the food safety & public health agencies responsible for that shit have basically been shut down.
Bravo.
I did this the last time the Tangerine Shitgoblin took office. It offended many, many horrible people… including David Duke, who was so mad, he Tweeted about it 3 times in 24 hours.
I’m currently working on a new version.
22.01.2025 15:44 — 👍 130609 🔁 31873 💬 1801 📌 2075
Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.
I’m so overstimulated I’ve stopped understanding what people are saying to me.
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mantis shrimp
mantis shrimp
not a mantis or a shrimp
is he strong?
rocket punch
eats a crab
for his lunch
look out!
here comes the mantis shrimp
What are you doing with these? Converting the old AD&D monsters to PF2E and 5e?
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Look, if cranberries can be weird and bitter and still liked by roughly half the people at Thanksgiving dinner, then so can you!
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