Björkus "No time_t to Die" Dorkus

screencap from Spy Kids 3 - you're looking up at Sylvester Stallone who's extending a finger towards you, as though he's about to poke you in the face

pov: you are a cat about to be booped

Two apps nearly-identical in functionality now. On startup, before processing anything:

Rust+Axum: 3.5MB RES
Elixir+Phoenix: 75MB RES

Literally 20x difference, and I haven't even benchmarked throughput/perf. For a use case where a big goal is extremely low resource use, this is huge.

If so, that'd be rad!

Unfortunately, an update has hit and it's not just a window class issue now. I've got more problems!!

Alright that's a wrap on Leaving Iowa. It's been a really solid production. Felt good to do character acting on stage with a cast full of strong talent. Missing a weekend of performances because of covid did suck but thanks to my crazy awesome director who read for me, including costumes changes

Production photo from a Play I'm doing, leaving Iowa. In this scene I'm Wayne, a mulleted fry cook

Production photo from a Play I'm doing, leaving Iowa. In this scene I'm a civil war museum worker doing a bayonet demonstration

Production photo from a Play I'm doing, leaving Iowa. In this scene I'm a one handed hog farmer named bob

I really do love theater my dudes

Figuring out how to inject into an executable just so I can see if changing the window class to get multiple windows open.

An anthropomorphic sheep is pressed against the window of a stranger's house, looking in as a crescent moon shines above. Their eyebrows are slanted down, half-moon glasses rest on the bridge of their noise and their mouth is curved up in a gleefully sadistic grin. Across their black shirt is emblazoned one word in all caps, detailing them for what they are: "SICKOS". They speak as they observe, enjoying every minute of what they're seeing inside the stranger's house: "Yes... Haha HA.... YES!"

The Rust Propaganda continues!

I'm so glad I decided to RIIR

I am a bit late but Happy Odaiba Memorial Day!
#digimon

An illustration of Leomon made on the Nintendo 3DS with Flipnote studio 3D. A tiny text next to him sais: "don't die again please ;u;"

Bluesky exclusive Leomon also.

ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵈᶦᵉ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ

furry transfem

Kid knew. If only the civil engineers and politicians were as intuitive.

My daughter when she was tiny used to scream and cry every time we went over the 35W bridge. She would say it was going to fall down.

“Honey, bridges don’t just fall down!”

“This one’s going to!”

We had this conversation every day for years. No child has ever been so vindicated

Fluffy ragdoll kitten

You have encountered a wizard

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

"The man who is not yet mayor is to blame for a shooting that happened under the watch of an ex-cop mayor who's thrown every available dollar at the NYPD," insists sex pest

subcontractor? she’s actually quite dominant with me

Undefined symbol error seems a bit weird, though: do you have identical things in a header somewhere? Do those have "extern C" around it?

The first one has no template; I imagine if you don't stick "inline" on it and it appears multiple times due to the nature of how #include works, it will be a multiple-definition error.

"it's candid not can'tdidn't"

Sure they don't have as much transporting room and sure the trunk is a lot smaller but have you considered how good everyone would look partying like a music video in the seats and on the hood??

Well, npx prebuild failed and the errors are completely inscrutable. so I'm back to deferring this for tomorrow and taking a crack at it later.

Modern webdev is so much. I'm installing so many packages and gems and I'm completely unsure of what is doing how and where.

One day I'll have to get used to this stuff. It's very different from Systems Engineering.

A screenshot of the localhost on port 19006, which are the defaults for the Bluesky Webapp service.

Alright. Progress has been made. I am now running an independent version of Bluesky. Now it's time to make a (fake) account and get into fixing the things I need to fix. Somehow.

“Lesser evil” always means ‘evil that I know is going to harm someone who is not me’

Watercolor sketch done for @yuzufurry.bsky.social

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Definitely feel like a lot of my peers are suddenly being weirdly conservative in a way that’s been hard to adjust to

Kris Dreemurr and Susie from Deltarune are hanging out. Susie is trying to compliment Kris on how well they play the Piano but doesn't know what someone who can play the piano is called. Kris tells her the term is "pianist", but she "misinterprets" what they say a "penis" and loses her mind. Kris decides not to correct her, knowing full well she's going to tell everyone they're a penis.

Susie brags to her friends about Kris' ability to play the piano. But instead of saying they're a "pianist", she calls them a "penis". Noelle and Berdly are shocked and confused by this, while Ralsei may just wither away and die from having that kind of word said in front of him... He sheds a tear out of sheer pain.

Ralsei tries his best to calmly explain to Susie on the proper term for a pianist and fails miserably. It's impossible to tell if she genuinely thinks the term is "penis" or if she's being difficult on purpose and is using it as an excuse to say penis as often as she wants without consequence.

In the Dark World, Kris, Susie, and Ralsei come across a stained-glass illustration of piano keys with the word "PENIS." hanging above it, heavily implying that the prophecy knew Susie was going to interpret Kris as a "penis" instead of a "pianist". Susie feels validated and tells Ralsei she's been right the whole time. Kris and the SOUL perpetuate this by agreeing with her in unison. Ralsei finally, begrudgingly, admits defeat...

People really liked these on Tumblr, so I'll post them here too! #Deltarune #DeltaruneSpoilers #Krusie #Fanart