Bob Cowboy-Lydon

And the Leopards Eating People’s Faces party gets a new member.

Yes, having half a brain seems prerequisite to supporting Donald Trump.

I'm thinking of a Neville Chamberlain metaphor, only with *two* Hitlers.

In fairness, they also continue to support their pastors and priests.

“Under the current administration, Ice is committed to restore integrity to our nation’s immigration system by holding all individuals accountable who illegally enter the country or overstay the terms of their admission,”


belib.org/EvSzN38

Dean Cain played an undocumented alien (Superman)

Now he’s joining ICE

it’s so fucking dumb — but all you really need to know is that no ginned-up ‘scandal’ is complete without the most-useless pantload on the airwaves weighing in. I’m talking, of course, about Fox News found object Jesse Watters. “you know how this ends? Sydney Sweeney is going to marry Barron Trump and it’s going to create the greatest political dynasty in American history.” once again, this is way too much information. we don’t need to know that this is what Jesse Watters fantasizes about. we don’t need to know that he goes home and makes his Darth Vader and Princess Leia dolls kiss while going ‘oh Sydney, you’re so hot’ and ‘I want you so much, Barron.’ Jesse, please, we beg of you. go back to openly wishing that Dear Leader was your daddy. somehow, that’s far less creepy.

from my 'this week in stupid': big game hunter gets obliterated by buffalo, Jesse Watters gets super-creepy, and all the other dumbfuck shit that went down this week.
please read the whole thing, thanks!
link is here: bit.ly/3HuqYOW
(and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)

The International Criminal Court issues an arrest warrant for Putin The ICC has issued warrants for the Russian president and his children's rights commissioner for alleged war crimes involving accusations that Russia has forcibly taken Ukrainian children.

Trump and Putin are meeting on US soil because a country lawless enough not to arrest Trump is lawless enough not to arrest Putin.
www.npr.org/2023/03/17/1...

Trump and Putin are meeting in Alaska instead of the White House because the Oval Office now has too much gilded frippery for even Vladimir Putin to handle.

He turned White House into his second Pedo-Lago - tacky and vulgar, just like the man. 😬

Front Page of the Day:

He will not be deterred.

#ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files

Was Andrew Cuomo drunk last night or does he always show such bad judgment?

Hot Mess Homeland Kristi Noem’s South Park Roast Is the Karma We’ve Been Waiting For

If you can pull a trigger on a dog, Kristi, you can survive a cartoon. If you can stand in front of people stripped of their dignity and call it “security,” you can handle a parody where your cheeks slide south faster than your hand down a married man’s pants.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

Donald J. Trump, Interior Desecrator

Andrew Cuomo's new campaign slogan:

"Float Like An Anvil, Sting Like VD."

Donald Trump has announced a press conference that will pretend to address a *fictional* rise in crime in Washington DC. In reality, it is just a big barrel of bullshit that will be used as a pretext for an authoritarian takeover of the city.

So Andrew Cuomo is colluding with Donald Trump and [checks notes] *landlords* to win the mayoral election?

He really knows how to pick people New Yorkers hate.

this week in stupid: August 9 edition buffalo: 1, hunter: 0, and so much more...

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: August 9 edition" — buffalo: 1, hunter: 0, and so much more...
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turns out we can all rest easy, folks. it seems that the sleazy convicted sex trafficker who used to hang out at the sleazy adjudicated sex offender’s sleazy golf motel in order to procure teenage girls for the sleazy adjudicated sex offender’s sleazy dead pedo bestie told the sleazy adjudicated sex offender’s sleazy personal lawyer that she never saw the sleazy adjudicated sex offender do anything wrong. whew. I’m glad we finally got that settled. During her nine hours speaking with Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche last month, Ghislaine Maxwell said nothing during the interview that would be harmful to President Donald Trump, telling Blanche that Trump had never done anything in her presence that would have caused concern, according to sources familiar with what Maxwell said. oh, okay. Ghislaine never saw Donny do anything ‘concerning.’ well, that’s a fucktacular load off everyone’s minds, right? I mean, it’s not like the word ‘concerning’ can mean anything you want it to. let me go out on a limb here and posit that if you see nothing wrong with befriending teenage girls so your ex-boyfriend can rape them, you might have a different definition of ‘concerning’ than most people.

another chunk from today's post, on Ghislaine Maxwell’s absurd claim that she never saw Donny do anything ‘concerning’ —
please read the whole thing, thanks!
link is here: bit.ly/455mkjA
(and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)

The Trump administration and all of its allies are waging war on America, and America is losing. For anyone looking to understand *why* these radical lunatics are doing what they are doing, why they are doing it now, and how we fight back, this is a good, informative, read.

Why the Extremists Took Over on the Right Fear of a pluralizing America is fueling a radicalization out of a sense of weakness and besiegement

"The Right’s political and intellectual leaders believe they are engaged in a noble war for the “soul,” the identity, the very existence of the nation. If the stakes are so high, if the other side is out to destroy all that is good about America, there is no line they don’t feel justified to cross."

Trump and his supporters are weak and afraid. They are, fundamentally, stupid, entitled cowards with a pathological need to be coddled and told they are special. On some level, they know this, and that amplifies their fear into paranoia and violence.

Don't back down from them; they're pathetic.

If you want confirmation that ridiculous ignoramus RFK, Jr. is a liar, just ask his wife. Oh, wait. You can't. He drove her to suicide for many reasons, including keeping an inventory of his many infidelities.

Only another ridiculous ignoramus would have appointed him.

Notice how the gold plastic medallions at the top are, clearly, too big for the squares they sit on. So lazy and slipshod. Donald can't even do "Vegas Brothel Decor" right.

This is really taking "they're only in government to benefit themselves" to the next level.

sex-offender sleazeball did nothing wrong, claims sex-trafficking sleazeball concerning!

here's today's post: "sex-offender sleazeball did nothing wrong, claims sex-trafficking sleazeball."
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

turns out we can all rest easy, folks. it seems that the sleazy convicted sex trafficker who used to hang out at the sleazy adjudicated sex offender’s sleazy golf motel in order to procure teenage girls for the sleazy adjudicated sex offender’s sleazy dead pedo bestie told the sleazy adjudicated sex offender’s sleazy personal lawyer that she never saw the sleazy adjudicated sex offender do anything wrong. whew. I’m glad we finally got that settled. During her nine hours speaking with Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche last month, Ghislaine Maxwell said nothing during the interview that would be harmful to President Donald Trump, telling Blanche that Trump had never done anything in her presence that would have caused concern, according to sources familiar with what Maxwell said. oh, okay. Ghislaine never saw Donny do anything ‘concerning.’ well, that’s a fucktacular load off everyone’s minds, right? I mean, it’s not like the word ‘concerning’ can mean anything you want it to. let me go out on a limb here and posit that if you see nothing wrong with befriending teenage girls so your ex-boyfriend can rape them, you might have a different definition of ‘concerning’ than most people.

from today's post, on Ghislaine Maxwell’s absurd claim that she never saw Donny do anything ‘concerning’ —
please read the whole thing, thanks!
link is here: bit.ly/455mkjA
(and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)

Donald Trump, who is tanking US tourism by making our economy unstable and people overseas afraid for their safety if they visit this country, is not a "younger American" @newyorkpost.bsky.social