Jamie B. Golden

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A pop culture podcaster working out her thoughts in the Notes app.

Someone let me know when it’s semi-safe to talk about Kansas City filler. I JUST WANT TO HAVE A QUICK CHAT.

Good luck to Anne of Green Gables to try and save us.

“Diet Coke is pretty people humor.” Stephania Alvarado 💀

Shoutout to the folks who have deconstructed but are still a smidge scared of the rapture. ☁️

If I don’t need the bras for heaven and they’re good, I’ll report back.

But the bras… I did a lot of research.

Can we reschedule the rapture for next week? Alchemised comes out on Tuesday and it’s 1000 pages so I’m gonna need at least two days for that. Plus, I’m going to Santa Fe this weekend and I have new bras currently in shipment.

I would like my government supervisors to know that I think Sydney Sweeney ads are wholesome, Dakota Johnson in Persuasion was a great choice, and the adaptation of The Summer I Turned Pretty should win a Pulitzer.

“Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t doing politics right.”

—Ezra Klein

Vaccine Treats 💘 Pro-Tip: If I hadn’t been able to check “obesity” as my under 65 immunocompromised condition, I would have checked “former smoker” because I smoked a cigar on Y2K.

Merch before the funeral? I thought we were the ones disrespecting the family? The call is coming from inside the cult.

The horrors persist, but so does my tretinoin.

I think it might become the 11th step in my nighttime skincare routine. The preemptive block is so good for fine lines and texture.

I just saw someone in IG comments trying to have a persuasive conversation about the profound legacy of CK while also going by the username “mfingerbellsouthnet.” GOD WINKS EVERYWHERE.

First of all, I’m sorry if I can’t pronounce your name correctly. IYKYK. Second, I need to ask if I can name my first book “closeted bags of wieners with iffy ethics?” 💀

Two different Amys asked me to “say his name.” I DO NOT THINK YOU WANT THAT, AMY.

They’re outing themselves in the weirdest ways.

Some need to tread lightly around those of us navigating all the folks who suddenly care about bad things happening in the world. I’m glad you finally made it to the party, but don’t pee on my couch. SUBTWEET TO MY DMS.

In case it was unclear, I am open to both dark and light money support.

I will always help my friends find the silver lining.

It’s my favorite time of year. Seeing pics of kids on the first day of school when they haven’t quite mastered smiling without looking quite distraught.

I’m attempting a no-buy August. So, I just placed 17 online orders.

Today on the internet.

My new favorite cult. 🀄️

I’m so glad you are the outlier 🫶

Bitterness is not bravery. Cynicism is not activism.

Yellowstone and all its descendants.

I promise, cancelling Paramount+ is not a hardship.