Jamie B. Golden

It’s my favorite time of year. Seeing pics of kids on the first day of school when they haven’t quite mastered smiling without looking quite distraught.

I’m attempting a no-buy August. So, I just placed 17 online orders.

Today on the internet.

My new favorite cult. 🀄️

I’m so glad you are the outlier 🫶

Bitterness is not bravery. Cynicism is not activism.

Yellowstone and all its descendants.

I promise, cancelling Paramount+ is not a hardship.

Never felt more like a Boomer than learning IRL from folks in their early 20s that they don’t believe Helen Keller was a real person.

*They were talking about exercises for Jan’s fluid retention in her lower legs.

OH at Brunch:
Her: I tried that move in the shower that we talked about. But I didn’t do it the 5-7x you suggested.

Him: The more you do it, the better you’ll feel.

Me to Them: CHUCK AND JAN, I AM TRYING TO EAT GRITS IN PEACE.

Full of Cheez-its, Diet Dr. Pepper, and vaccines. ✌️

My Gen Z esthetician told me today that when she thinks of Gen X she thinks about their love of plaid and hibachi. When she thinks of Millennials, she thinks of their love of craft burgers and chalkboards.

When you’re sick and think you need to barter Hummus for Sudafed, but your friends are real ones.

Erin now holds the crown.

Worst souvenir from London. #firsttime

My text threads are unhinged 47% of the time. Use it or lose it: www.healthline.com/health/women...

If you’re worried about the new Pride & Prejudice, my current hyper fixation Jack Lowden has Darcy covered.

Favorite thing about huge art festivals are all the immensely talented artists who have a hotmail email address on their business cards.

Press the Patriarchy Silent auction 'Press the Patriarchy' hosted online at 32auctions.

I wanted to gatekeep this, but it’s raising money for excellent causes. But note, you will not be able to outbid me. I once bid $3k to win a bloody tank worn by Aaron Tveit. I have no limits. www.32auctions.com/pressthepatr...

“MBE” is used in TONS of scenarios involving school boards, anti-DEI, charter schools, trans athletes, overt racism, and overall as an excuse for inexcusable behavior. It’s not just used by mothers.

“Mama Bear Energy” is a dog whistle. Pass it on.

Love picking a 62yo woman. Hate photoshopping her to death.

She makes the case they’re women’s fiction. She implies the romance is not “smart enough” to cover EH’s writing.

I am not exaggerating.

Folks trying to gaslight us into thinking none of Emily Henry’s books were rom-coms since her new one isn’t.

JUST NOT THIS GC, JGR. GAH.

Grab your patent leathers and your creepy basket…Jesus is alive.

SAVED BY GRACE.

Sinners Movie Review Violence, language in powerful, transporting monster movie. Read Common Sense Media's Sinners review, age rating, and parents guide.

It’s more gory than scary. Here are some vague details about the horror element. www.commonsensemedia.org/movie-review...