The Savvy Millennial™

most religious establishments offer ways for you to pray for the salvation of someone’s soul, so there’s a clear gap in the market for a place you can go to pay money to ensure someone’s soul burns in hell forever

it’s interesting to think about how the main thing that gave Bluesky The Juice™ was a zillion Brazilians moving over from Twitter because they were forced to, and then what took The Juice away was a bunch of Americans moving over from Twitter by choice

breakfast is the only meal it’s socially acceptable to dedicate a nook to

one of the best stupid things about being way too unhealthily into Deltarune lore bullshit is that a blurred screenshot of the chapter 4 last boss fight is arguably more of a spoiler than a clear screenshot

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

A four panel comic strip. An anthropomorphic wolf man runs into an office where three others are working at their desks. He says, "The fire marshal is coming for annual inspections!" In the next panel, a seated wolf is playing with a remote control airplane, and a smoke detector with an open battery compartment is mounted on the wall above him. The first wolf says "Put that 9 volt back in the smoke detector!" In the third panel, an anthropomorphic dog holds a power strip while standing next to a sculpture comprised of multiple power strips. The first wolf says "Hide your..."Daisy Chain Power Strip" sculpture!?" In the fourth panel, a bear proudly displays his t-shirt which reads "I love storing combustibles around radiators." The first wolf, in exasperation, yells "CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!"

The time I tried to make the audience sponsor icons jump up and down appreciatively at the end of #RAMP2025 but I forgot which axis was vertical so they all just left in disgust

how dare u

From the About page for my game/blog - there's a lot more on this page, so please check it out sometime!

From the game - there's not much to the game right now but the Nanih Waiya burial mound is at the center of it all

Today is #IndigenousPeoplesDay, so I hope you'll play my work-in-progress game demo about #Choctaw language and culture:
tomatogame.itch.io/halito-tomato

OR if you'd just rather read about the backstory instead, it would make me very happy:
halito.tomato.game/about/

Thanks for your time! YAKOKE!

may your travel writing be a blessing

declaring a fatwa banning the use of “nestled” to describe where a place is located

Sandra Day Arcana is this anything

suddenly staring off at the horizon at the realization that “gentrify” has become the leftist-coded version of using “woke” to mean “they changed some random thing and now it’s bad because it’s different from what I remember”

making Doom guy damage sounds as i receive a stern talking to

Rules for Game Dev 1. The gamer is always gamer 2. Games aren't finished, only completed 3. Always keep at least one infinite loop in your game to trap malevolent spirits 4. Don't code the small stuff (it's all stuff) 5. Respect the seven axes of player motivation 6. A bad game is bad forever, but a broken game is right twice a day 7. It's not about who you know, it's about knowing who 8. Disregard the eighth axis of player motivation 9. You couldn't make Super Mario today. Try again tomorrow. 10. The game developer with the most victory points at the end is the winner 11. Do not acknowledge the howling skull

found this in my notes, good advice for aspiring devs

we're not going to have a good, sustainable social media site as long as it is made or run by tech people. that is why I am building my own out of water, small rocks, moss, snails, brightly colored shrimp, one of those sucking fish, a mermaid statue. I'll be honest, this may actually be an aquarium.

I feel like my induction cooktop is the most casually “Star Trek prop” technology I own in my home

early detection saves lives! I had a coworker who is still alive because they caught her breast cancer while it was still only half-blown

I’m not! But it’s always cool to find out someone else has ever even tried it!

wearing a pair of shorts with suspenders that only go halfway up to my shoulders

an anthropomorphic salamander actor named Billy Crudpup

it's been a while since it came out, so here's some concept #art from deltarune ch3. i'm still really fond of this one.

and here's some quite early #art for ch4.

one last round of deltarune #art for now. i had a lot of fun.

thinking of becoming the kind of guy who replays through Undertale specifically for the soundtrack

gonna start referring to food with salt in it as “crystal-infused nourishment”

To the tune of Wii Sports theme: “to the tune of Wii Sports theme”

buying an international travel adapter for my hangers

so slow-cooking is good, but flash-freezing is also good. get ready for room temperature at a moderate pace

“twink death” implies the existence of twink war, twink famine, and twink pestilence