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@nutsling.bsky.social

mens microbikini enthusiast and proud #Christian father of three beautiful girls | mil-spec tactical himbo | i write about the intersection of politics and my butthole | the CEO of Bluesky blocks exactly one account and this is it | canceled for no pants

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two (2)

29.01.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Japanese Sake and Semen 2

29.01.2026 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 7

okay thanks for the Team Genocide perspective

29.01.2026 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

i own like four copies of this minimum

29.01.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes but im going to anyway

28.01.2026 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

when COVID hit i was in a really good streak of not getting sick (months!) and then i started masking everywhere and hadn’t gotten sick until just this November! didnt happen often but it felt nice to tell some mask skeptic, β€œyeah well i haven’t been sick since 2019”

28.01.2026 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a sleepy samsa cradled in my armpit

28.01.2026 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and they can do it without being explicitly racist (they do, of course, but at least its not the stated goal)

28.01.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck Exchanging, its Mine Actually

28.01.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the American people want is an elected official who is ready to fucking lay a piece of shit out.

28.01.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 439    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

tfw you're a cum led by its waiving flagellum mistaking its random motion for complexity

28.01.2026 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character with a bald head and a yellow face ALT: a cartoon character with a bald head and a yellow face
28.01.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

could you not

28.01.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fine just have the decency to make the features opt in and you can go do whatever stupid bullshit you want idc

28.01.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDeleted”

27.01.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

goosha for usha

27.01.2026 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

woah who’s this nerd

27.01.2026 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s the bad ideas i need to be saved from

27.01.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it is literally the most important part

26.01.2026 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

its just a database of words and an engine that picks the next word in sequence based on formulation of the prompt balanced against historical probability i know that might sound complicated but what im really saying here is if you believe a computer program has feelings you need to go to therapy

26.01.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol

26.01.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m on the side of” WE THE PEPLE β€œ

26.01.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

huh??

26.01.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

usually among the noise there’s someone out there crackin out a fart&cum joke (besides me) but there is nothing but people screeching at Tim or reposting the video or replying to some thirteen hour old shitlib post or or or

okay this one’s not about ice its about…the melania doc screening

25.01.2026 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

literally every post on my feed is about ice

25.01.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe his best

24.01.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

discord takes up one full screen just by itself, and what are you going to do, like, alt+tab to it like a poor person

24.01.2026 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you just gotta try bsky.app/profile/nuts...

24.01.2026 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every single person who has said they need at least two monitors is a liar

24.01.2026 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

this is the playbook that elected mamdani so im okay with it

23.01.2026 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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