god's little jester

lmk if they find it

"so if someone did ask you out you would say yes?" Well. No ,

"omg just start going on some dates!!" There Is Something Wrong With Me

having a hot mom is truly as bad as the secret garden says it is there are some things she just cannot understand

like it's either that or my personality i do not know what to tell her to get her to stop bringing it up lol

it's always so funny/sad/kind of sweet that my mother is always like why aren't you dating anybody??? like i'm beating people off with a stick. mom i'm ugly JKDGSLHDFJ

and why not

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE HERRRRRR i loooooove taking male tropes and making them women and "charismatic deadbeat dad" is one of the best to flip

the most embarrassing pathetic man in music history is the protagonist of the song don't you want me baby. if you were wondering

next time i say 'my agent didn't like it' i need one of you to read the email for me and say 'this is just your mewling sensitive first feedback rejection sensitive writer brain. read it again in a week'

I MAY BE STUPIDDDDDDD

well well well if it isn't me opening back up my agent's notes from 5 months ago to crossreference them again with the new draft and realizing that they actually weren't as negative as i remember

yes :)

this is so insane i've just put it into my book ghdkjfhg

in all my worrying about what genre i should be writing etc etc etc i almost forgot my true north star: women who suck so bad and whose lives are falling apart completely but who just kind of put on some sunglasses about it

being alive is such a beautiful precious gift that evil corporations try to make it seem like it isn't but it is. they don't get to say it's not. we need to k

MIT Study Finds Artificial Intelligence Use Reprograms the Brain, Leading to Cognitive Decline - Science, Public Health Policy and the Law By Nicolas Hulscher, MPH

Writers, keep writing. Do not buy into the hype train telling you your job will be replaced in a few years. Those using AI are literally atrophying their brains ability to be creative. The future will need your words, your creativity, to function well.

publichealthpolicyjournal.com/mit-study-fi...

whyd i stay up until 4am

making the most insane historical discoveries right now i feel fucking high. i'm going to stay up all night

sorry baby was so fucking good dude. novel needs more moments of hope and also humor tbh. humor can be dark

you guys remember dinotopia

The unique evil of America is that no matter how hard you try to live a life driven by compassion and empathy, you will nevertheless, eventually, be forced to fantasize about running over some people with a lawn mower.

my how to DM class for the teens went SO well, we had a huge turnout and they had a really nice time and told me after they felt like they could start DMing for their friends now :") kind of want to do this all the time

it's good every time

i can't get over how ugly it is

the fuckass wigs. the windows screensaver green screen background. the ugly ass costumes. where did that billion dollars go exactly.

every time i see a gif or image from rings of power i go surely this is a money laundering scheme

happy birthday!!

BEGONE DEVIL!!!!