@skorpiomag.bsky.social
ezra aka “gofastboatsmojito” i draw. uhh what else goes in a bluesky bio my works can be found in #art ; current fandoms are #iwtv and #zaundads
i spent way too long rubbernecking the neopets ttrpg this afternoon instead of cleaning my house
07.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road
07.02.2026 17:34 — 👍 3228 🔁 580 💬 141 📌 136HUH?
07.02.2026 08:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@flawlessflesh.bsky.social 11 i have a question. would you say that targ fans are comparable in nature to the worst elf fans from lotr. because my pet theory is targs are the elves of asoiaf
07.02.2026 07:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0watching people discuss the pitt on twitter has been such a strange experience because they think robbie’s being too unfair to langdon and meanwhile i’m like #BEATLANGDONLIKEAPINATA2026
07.02.2026 06:27 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Richard Dawkins. Steven Pinker. Lawrence Krauss. Jonathan Haidt. Robert Trivers. Prominent atheists and scientists who have pushed anti-trans propaganda for years. They all had ties to Jeffrey Epstein. Some received huge research grants and island trips, and all of them benefited from their ties.
06.02.2026 20:13 — 👍 1525 🔁 597 💬 18 📌 39Lot more penis stories in the Olympics than I was expecting
06.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 66 🔁 21 💬 9 📌 0had a video call with Abod & Leen that totally made my day 🥰
as the Rafah crossing inches closer to reopening, the Hajjaj family is eagerly awaiting their opportunity to evacuate. any support you can give would mean the world to us, even $5, $10, or just a retweet chuffed.org/project/help... ❤️
everyday i open csp asset store and doodle a random david with a new brush haha
06.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 162 🔁 35 💬 3 📌 0the idea that there are people out there using terms like “goyslop” with no knowledge of what it means is so bone chilling to me. like i think “slop” on its own is arguably a case of convergent lingual evolution and not necessarily a 4chan indicator but “goyslop” is like…dude really.
05.02.2026 01:51 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🫡 thanks for all the good work you guys do!
04.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if you want actual local coverage of dc and the surrounding area you really can’t go wrong reading the 51st
04.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0so depressed that testament of ann lee’s distribution got so completely fucked bc i’d say that’s like a top five of 2025 movie for me
03.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s also possibly one of the more defensible fuckups. like, why did you guys just randomly hand a politician a wild animal.
03.02.2026 01:18 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0every single groundhog day i struggle to not be the guy that’s like “hey remember that time bill de blasio dropped a groundhog and killed it” because it is unfortunately one of the funniest things a new york mayor has ever done
03.02.2026 01:18 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0holy shit
03.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0a digital, stylized drawing split into panels like a comic page. the colors are monochrome desaturated green tones, with spots of orange-red. the first panel spans the entire top of the page and shows dr. robby from the pitt curled up on the floor of the pediatric room in the ER. he wears a paper surgical gown over his scrubs, covered in blood stains, and has one hand covering his face. on either side of him are gurneys with blood stained sheets over the bodies that lay in them, the edges of sheets breaking the edge of the panel. the walls are decorated with cartoon trees and fields, and in the sky is a banner held by two birds. it reads "you are not obligated to complete the work". the trees on either side break through the edges of the panels. the second row has four panels. first is robby standing in the same room, this time in a hoodie over his scrubs. in the foreground are 2 people sitting at the bedside of mr. spencer, his adult children. the son has his arm around the daughter, and robby has his eyes closed. the room is the same pediatric room, with the trees breaking the edge of the frame. the next panel is the parents of nick bradley standing at the foot of his hospital bed, the father with his hand on the mother's shoulder. next panel is robby holding a sheet of paper with writing on it, partially obscuring his face, reading aloud. a loose, blank speech bubble above his head. next panel is leah's body, shown from the side on the gurney in the pediatric room. she still has the ventilator attachment on to her face, and her hair hangs to break the edge of the panel. the last panel spans the entire width of the image. it shows robby leaving the pediatric room, wearing the same gown as the first image. he has a distressed look on his face, and appears to be in a rush. to the left side of the image, a sign affixed to the wall reads "but neither are you free to desist from it. pirkei avot 2:21".
i got really annoyed seeing so much dr. robby fanart with christian imagery so i took matters into my own hands.
quote from rabbi tarfon, pirkei avot 2:21
#thepitt
“what if the framework qanon was built out of largely did exist but because qanon works to shield donald trump it completely ignores the actual named ring of sexual abusers” AHHHHHH
31.01.2026 06:36 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0does anyone know how to engage with epstein news without feeling like you’re receiving lovecraftian madman’s knowledge stacks
31.01.2026 06:34 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0bro they are calling francois arnaud a pedophile for possibly dating a 25 yr old
29.01.2026 18:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0as a casual heated rivalry enjoyer it really feels like people have collectively lost their minds over the past few months
29.01.2026 18:54 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0birthday!!! hbd gwen
29.01.2026 16:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tl;dr for every feminist movement that demands concrete answers to exploitation (which usually involves questioning and disrupting capitalism) there's a backlash that aims to co-opt the language of women's agency in order to re-center capitalism
29.01.2026 16:07 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0watched this video last night which helped explain how this current bizarre and purely-aesthetic strain of pop "feminism" came to be www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_C-...
29.01.2026 16:04 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0a screen cap of text that reads: My Government told me Minneapolis keeps eating his out of state ICE agents. so I asked how many ICE agents he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets gets a new ICE agent afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding ICE agents to Minneapolis and then his Kristie Noem started crying.
09.01.2026 23:30 — 👍 27 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 1please. no more of this
26.01.2026 23:21 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0please tell us how it is. i was really worried that it was going to be bad because it never got a distribution company
26.01.2026 17:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I know this is corny to say but this is the real America, man. This is what it’s all about. This is what those freaks are trying to destroy & we won’t let them
09.01.2026 02:09 — 👍 2146 🔁 687 💬 0 📌 7It must be wild being a Republican. Literally no beliefs other than a burning desire to have a bigger, more confident man tell them what to do.
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