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Following this account will not bring value to your life. This is not a place of honor. I cannot be more clear about this. DO NOT FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT, IT SUCKS. he/him

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Doesn't matter which one, they both teem with fools and gobshites

27.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, this guy is legitimately pissing someone else's pants

27.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨"There's Italians on Arthur Avenue!"😱

26.02.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All objects are all holes

25.02.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn't always have to be a grand slam. Imperfect swings still get on base.

21.02.2026 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm tired of learning about that man

21.02.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maryland:
From Indivisible Baltimore

"Help Stop the Detention Center Near Hagerstown
Feb 18th, the MD Assembly to hear testimony forΒ HB 630Β Β β€” bill that would prohibit the operation of ICE camps in buildings that weren’t originally designed and constructed for detaining individuals."
Write, call!

18.02.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Evangelical Christianity Is Literally a PSYOP
YouTube video by Genetically Modified Skeptic Evangelical Christianity Is Literally a PSYOP

@shuchancellor.bsky.social
Informative but sad video showed up on my timeline. Though as it discusses your people, you may know these things already.

youtu.be/hePRA9yVdQE?...

18.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧡 πŸ‘‡

17.02.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7673    πŸ” 2091    πŸ’¬ 157    πŸ“Œ 279

Very true! Doing so is life-annihilating.

I'm always impressed by the depth of your thought.

17.02.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish to eat a hominy kernel that's the size of a dinner roll.

17.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even if we accept the claim you're responding to as true, the implication that we have no recourse to escape a local maximum of goodness even as the peak of the utility curve flattens beneath us is a huge problem.

17.02.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tbh I think it's mostly for the people who have already bought in. It's a fig leaf to shore up the claim to a credulous audience.

17.02.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Propaganda. Upholds the claim that "we're the only secular democracy with equal human rights in the Middle East, which means that we MUST be supported by the West"

17.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And upholding the expropriation of the homes and assets of others in the West Bank too, and intermittently bombing Syria and Lebanon, AND pushing for the bombing of Iranians to "eliminate it as a regional player" (which means turning it into Syria 2 with 3x the population)

17.02.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because that's how party planks work

16.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Austerity is the quintessential neoliberal project, which both created the conditions of wealth extraction through war and poverty that lead people to flee their homes and then funds the expansion and militarization of "law enforcement" to manage austerity's effects and preserve corporate power.

16.02.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who else up swarming the north

16.02.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But that's essentially an anthropological historical concern. Inability to practice authentically at sacred wells aside, my identity is not under threat from this absence and I can remain complete without it. No doubt my outlook would totally differ from those forebears anyway.

16.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that's pretty insightful. I personally feel a sense of sorrowful absence when reflecting on the layers of meaning lost from pre-Christian Irish sites or the lost knowledge about how the understanding of those sites and the rites practiced there.

16.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a former public defender who represented thousands of people, I can’t stop thinking about the contrast the Epstein files raise.

I watched 1000s face swift, devastating punishment for far less serious conduct β€” poor, marginalized, & presumed dangerous from the start.

15.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1616    πŸ” 488    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 18

It's like eating whichever bug in that Lion King scene DIDN'T look appetizing to you as a kid

15.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It should work in principle, fruit and chocolate are a natural pairing!

But every time the cherry is too firm, so eating it is like biting into a bug πŸ€’

15.02.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No, he isn't "the only choice to beat the GOP". He won't beat the GOP because he's an unlikeable empty suit running an outdated policy playbook who clearly has no personal morality that people can trust.

13.02.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sooner than that, inshallah

13.02.2026 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alt-gov social media has finally won

12.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're replying to a transphobe and using the details described in your post as an example of transphobic harms. You just got pulled into the crossfire.

12.02.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You're clinging to the falsehood that being born in a male body confers an inherent advantage (it doesn't, read about how hormones work). I can guarantee that this is not the first time someone has pointed out to you that this is false, so why are you still doing it?

12.02.2026 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

saying obama is owned by israel is an insult to netflix and lockheed-martin. saying bush was is an insult to the proud nation of saudi arabia.

"israel" doesn't own any of them, american capital and the military industrial complex does. israel is an american colony that kicks back to the metropol.

11.02.2026 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

And transphobic

10.02.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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