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I’m still waiting or the blender song yo get repurposed into a jingle for the next trendy iteration of the Ninja/Nutribullet/etc.

“Wanna put this tender chard in a blender..”

At this point I’m convinced that they’re collecting 5s in the hopes that one of them puts together a 3 season, or at least a 3 until Bradish shows up.

Some Jewish Guy: Christmas may be flashier, but with Chanukah you get gifts and treats for EIGHT nights.

Gerhard Lang: Hold my egg nog…

I would design an electric car even more ridiculous than the Cybertruck but only make one of it, for me.

Apart from all the late-stage capitalism hellscape stuff, the worst thing in the world is buying a record and then realizing it is 45rpm, so you have to mess with the belt before and after you play it.

Why have we done this to ourselves?

My misplaced pessimism truly believes that if we sign him, he’s going to be worse each year it make the Chris Davis contract look smart.

All I want for Christmas is a new show where @georgetakei.bsky.social and @markhamillofficial.bsky.social lose everything and have to become roommates.

And I want 90s sitcom length seasons.

10+ episodes a year for the next four years would really take the edge off.

I’m definitely “worried” that their version of major improvements is going be betting on Jackson and Heston becoming excellent at the mlb level.

Twitter is an ongoing reminder not to buy a Tesla.

It’s becoming clear that every social media app has its own special purpose.

Instagram is for following bands.

Bluesky is for news updates and personal rambling.

Facebook will be for tagging your right-leaning friends in pictures of the atrocities they voted for.

Do we know they got blown out on the offer? I’d imagine that with comparable offers, the dodgers look more attractive to free agents. They’ve won the WS, they’ve shown they they will consistently be at the top of the league, and they will spend to support the team.

I love my Os, but LA is stacked.

Please let them spend money instead of blowing the farm on Crochet.

You know exactly where you lost me.

Almost had me

You’re still listening to Our Bande Apart?

I think there were some good/popular policies on the Harris platform (go after corporate price gouging, Medicare coverage for caregivers, affordable housing strategies) but they just said each of them once and then moved on. No forceful messaging of the actual stuff they offered.

Recollection was that Chirinos was well-liked/respected in the clubhouse, so this is probably good stuff.

Haha, let’s see if young men stick with them through that.

Rightwingers: We have to fight the pharmaceutical industry. Whatever it takes!

Smart people: Let’s pass laws that allow us to negotiate with with the pharmaceutical industry, lowering our costs at their expense.

Rightwingers: What? No!

Walking away from Webb and Coulombe this year is concerning. Plus adding Strowd who I’m not at impressed with.

If they don’t do some reeeal impressive signings, this is gonna look baaad.

Americans wanted lower prices so they voted for massive tariffs on the most affordable goods.

Honestly, if you don’t do it I don’t know if we can be friends anymore.

Maybe acquaintances, we’ll see.

I survived that car accident, so it’s fine to put my hand in this blender.

Far be it from me to correct the almighty, but you gotta remove the plural.

Otherwise we are obligated to allow ONE Elon, and you know which one we’re going to get.

Doctor’s report describing patient’s bladder as “unremarkable”

How VERY DARE they talk about my daughter’s bladder this way.

So this is how my brain works:

I had a dream where I learned an asteroid was going to hit close enough cause me to evacuate. I woke up while I was trying to decide what to pack.

I couldn’t get back to sleep because I had to keep working out what I wanted to save from certain destruction.

I want to say that still happens. Didn’t it happen with deluxe editions of BotW?

I you brought home a finished game. No 15 hr downloads, no The Game Sucks Until a Patch is Released a Few Months Later

MJ was the biggest star in the sport at the time, so I feel like it’s gotta be Gerard Way

It is a crime against marketing that this isn’t called Chronic Tonic

Always tough to decide on your first post for a new social media. It defines your experience there forever.

I was driving around and saw an advertisement for premade holiday meal and so I said “oo, want a Family Feast Box?”

My 6yr old daughter said “I got a family feast box for you.”

My life.