Where any of them in the Epstein files?

Poor little guy, he's all tuckered out from playing the fiddle...

You forgot the enormous amount of electricity we're going to use up so AI can make videos of Trump dropping poop bombs on his subjects.

I'm not a business guy, but why not figure out how much it costs to provide your service, add some margin for profit, and then charge your users that? You asked chatGPT how much to charge didn't you?

Trump will never love you Eric.

Can we hear what Akani Simbine thinks about this as well, I've almost made up my mind on watching...

I bet Kavanaugh didn't even like beer that much...

But his bone spurs!

I think summer is the friends we made along the way.

You forget that Stephen Miller doesn't see color, only whites...

Normal people don't go on the news to tell people they aren't mad and don't put in the news that I'm not mad...

I have a feeling that Oz is getting these bullshit stats from Grok...

Thinking that work requirements will lead to more jobs is like thinking giving condoms to high schooler kids will lead to more teen sex.

Finally, they can finish The Ranch...

Well of course, I'm surprised Trump didn't give him the Presidential Medal of Attaboy for that...

How much if their children drowned because they didn't know a flood was coming?

Looking forward to discovery if Murdoch doesn't just pay the bribe.

It be like hiring a hacker to investigate hackers...

Can we stop listening to billionaires unless they pay us actually money to listen to their nonsense?

How do the MAGA supporters not see that is he just so dumb?

The only time he takes vacations is when horrible things happen in his district, I guess he likes his vacations...

Did anyone ask him who the folks raping those kids voted for?

"We're looking for a new excuse for the next time we let a flood kill a lot of our citizens instead of warning them about it."

Microsoft should sue for copyright infringement...

For a second I thought this might be a start to Minnesota Man stories, but alas it is only Atlanta.

Why don't we wear Yankee jerseys AND Red Sox jerseys!

They're just thinking that if they wanted everything to turn out well at the end they'd get their shit together and live their dreams...

It is a good thing Mexico isn’t sending their best and brightest or these idiots would all have to back to being carneys. (Apologies to any carneys out there who can read this)

The Democrats can kill a fad faster than your dad killed dabbing.

It is difficult to know if this will make their parking lots more or less dangerous...