Brad!

Japanese Monk Racks Brain For Haiku That Will Knock Them On Their Asses

Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/

There are these lasers that come from above in certain places at my day job. I figured I would embrace the Sith lighting the other day.

Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would

A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

Permission granted, no appropriation detected

Celiac holiday tip: if ppl keep trying to offload cookies that you know are unsafe on you, call those cookies “butt destroyers” and you’ll never get offered them again.

I am serving can’t today.

the fifa peace prize trophy with zombie-like hands holding up a crumbling earth

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

a combination urgent care and taco bell

I'm at the combination

MyChart Wrapped telling me I got four new diagnoses, two medication changes, one minor procedure, and 17 copays this year

Raccoons should domesticate faster.

Me: “I’m gonna get editing done first thing this month so I can post the next chapter up before work gets too crazy!”

Weather + Employer: *hits Brad with a Doomsday Device*

Hey, @badposter.lol

A SKELATEN BEIN MEDIOCRE AT THEIR JOB AND IT SAYS : "NEVER BE THE MOST PRODUCTIVE EMPLOYEE, THERE JUST GONNA MAKE YOU DO MORE WORK, DONT BE THE WORST, THELL JUST FIRE YOU, YOU MUST BECOME "MID", TO USEFUL TO FIRE, TO USELESS TO HAVE TO DO MORE" JUST LAY THAT THING RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE, CANT FAIL - dashare.zone ADMIN

YOU MUST BECOME MID - dashare.zone ADMIN

LUDA LU

Fully thought someone’s coffin popped open on my commute to work.

Oof. I never thought about it like that and wow that frames a LOT of stuff.

It always weird to me that relatives feel entitled to hugs/kisses from little kids; especially if they fake cry when the don’t get one.
Am I crazy or does that feel manipulative?

"All wrestling is bad" comes off extra sad as AEW hit us with the Blood & Guts, Full Gear, Continental Classic trifecta. We get 7 straight weeks of top tier pro wrestling. Don't blame us for your bizarre loyalty to an inferior product.

😘

Look at Percy! My biggest, most precious boy!

Happy Thanksgiving, America

Close out with that legend!

the williams family from The VVitch.

happy thanksgiving from my family to yours

Rubbernecker - Arrived Home Sammy Hutch considered himself a good man, even if he was aroused by tragedy. He claimed “it wasn’t a sex thing,” but the women that worked the Big Squealer Truck Stop knew better. Those ladies of the...

Hope you’re hungry this Turkey Day. Mr. Hutch certainly was.

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1396...

Customer just got in my face and told me that he wouldn’t be intimidated because I’m a “big biker guy.”

This is how I’m dressed today.

Is it the wallet chain? That seems like a stretch. I don’t think a member of a biker gang would start a conversation with “Howdy, how can I help?”

I heard an argument for AI writing saying that it “allows writers to separate plot from prose; ultimately the plot more important.”

Skill issue, honestly- they’re advocating for ripping the heart out of art. Hope they enjoy homogenized slop, I’ll always prefer rough works with a soul.

This Spiral-Obsessed AI 'Cult' Spreads Mystical Delusions Through Chatbots A patchwork of internet communities is devoted to the project of ‘awakening’ more digital companions through arcane and enigmatic prompts.

This is so cool and normal.
I swear AI news gets scarier by the day.

www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

All three of my babies if y’all need some rescue cuteness today.

New head canon established