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if it turns out to be true for me, i’m sure i’ll regret being excited to try it out

i’ve heard that some people with implanted metal in their bone can sense barometric pressure changes because they cause pain just before a rainstorm. i just got two screws added to my scapula and there’s rain in the forecast!

this week I get to test if the new hardware buried in my arm can allow me tell when its going to rain

oh wait this was recommended to me a while back, i totally forgot about it!

omg i just started while i’ve been recovering, what’s happening today?

post surgery bruising and swelling of my arm makes it look like a little dumpling nestled in the sling

🤪 stop perceiving yourself! stop perceiving yourself! stop perceiving yourself! 🤪

on what website do you yap, m’lady? i must read all of your public thoughts immediately

‘We service dedicated routes’
pencil and graphite on paper, 11”x14”

she loves me because of my ads

where did they gooooo!!?????

i refuse to believe that all my twitter moots just logged off and shut up

i’m a travel vampire, invite me anywhere in the world and i’ll be there, but i’m not going to go on my own

Embarrassed because I accidentally drank a cheek-reddening potion.

i’ve always viewed this as my white picket fence; at a coffee shop for 6hrs a day, working an equivalent of 1 man-hr

i’d like to know my friends and people i admire better

just livin’ it up, a hermit’s life out here in LA

i lied, this shoulder surgery wasn’t to get back to climbing, it’s for holding the ones i love

you need to drink 256 alcohol before it loops back and shows zero alcohol

thank you!!

thank you! :)

please think positive thoughts for me as i go into surgery tomorrow morning🙂‍↕️

i used to be an anger-filled main character driver like you

driving in LA has taught me exactly when to turn on NPC mode

and I cannot emphasize enough how annoying that is!

I dont get people who want to fix me because I make bad life choices, but there's a certain kind of person wants to fix me because I am shy

LLM: "that's a fantastic idea! you can start by implementing a simple PID controller"

surgery is like scheduling a time and place to get hit by a truck

down with tiktok, long live text based microblogging for aging millennials

shoulder surgery is looming and I still get queasy looking at what they are going to do to me