@byelilo.bsky.social
Shut up Dad youβve never had to pick a reel to break no contact with you donβt know anything
15.02.2026 20:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stop saying βhurt people hurt peopleβ around me because I just hear a command twice
14.02.2026 23:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0asking the waiter for his number and then texting him βcan i have a refillβ two minutes later
29.01.2026 05:39 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the pipi longstocking cinematic universe when
24.01.2026 17:06 β π 42 π 17 π¬ 0 π 1I think itβs very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this
19.01.2026 18:01 β π 25 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0we have to be able to come here and be stupid we canβt just be sad
16.01.2026 18:32 β π 416 π 109 π¬ 16 π 2not falling for this 2016 trend, nice try fed!!!
16.01.2026 23:02 β π 160 π 23 π¬ 2 π 0i stare at the moon the way you people stare at feet
16.01.2026 23:02 β π 146 π 48 π¬ 8 π 0siri am i a meangirl online
19.01.2026 04:56 β π 100 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0does this not embarrassing them at all
19.01.2026 05:03 β π 11 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0How many vanilla chapsticks can you eat per week
14.01.2026 13:24 β π 226 π 59 π¬ 22 π 1i don't care what you do for fun, tell me what you do for self-loathing
16.01.2026 21:06 β π 101 π 6 π¬ 34 π 9The bean and the jean seam
16.01.2026 05:54 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0i wanna be the guy who lies on the scaffolding and smears the schmutz on the ceiling
16.01.2026 05:47 β π 122 π 39 π¬ 11 π 0Is it a slow burn or something more sinister
16.01.2026 02:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0flirt with me like you want us to co-sign a lease we'll both regret
11.01.2026 21:48 β π 26 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0[to the tune of baby shark]
βͺnoahβs ark, two two two two two two
Starting a side boob Saturday club, whoβs in?
10.01.2026 21:39 β π 22 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm just a girl with a little booty, fairly big boobs, a big brain and a bigger heart
11.01.2026 01:16 β π 190 π 39 π¬ 34 π 18pm pasta salad dinner
11.01.2026 03:59 β π 28 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0any rough beasts want to smooch towards bethlehem
11.01.2026 04:11 β π 128 π 22 π¬ 1 π 0babe do you have any chapstick
11.01.2026 04:25 β π 31 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Get in, loser
- me, during sex
Low-hanging fruit? Please don't talk about my boobs
10.01.2026 15:07 β π 32 π 14 π¬ 2 π 0Sorry for getting so much cheeto dust on your penis
10.01.2026 03:32 β π 130 π 34 π¬ 8 π 1wdym youβre pulling out do you hate me
09.01.2026 05:36 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0My intentions with your mind are purely scientific
04.11.2023 18:50 β π 74 π 33 π¬ 1 π 1My theory is that the willy goes in the fanny
08.01.2026 17:46 β π 61 π 12 π¬ 8 π 0no iβm not βdetail orientedβ thatβs where the devil is
07.01.2026 23:07 β π 679 π 190 π¬ 8 π 3
