P O P P Y

Geno used to be on my team… It’s fine… if you love someone, let them go… 😭

So exciting that we finally got Pokémon Z all these years later. X and Y hold such a special place in my life, and Legends Arceus is easily in the top 3 Pokémon games ever. Couldn’t be happier about this

"Liberal" celebrities when you offer them that Harry Potter bag

HoMM3 is a gateway drug to a type of game I can’t find anywhere else. Can’t wait to try the new one

Hang tough. Took months for me to catch a break but it came. Best tool I used the whole time was LinkedIn Pro, though I’m fairly sure I could’ve gotten away with the free version.

The person at Nintendo responsible for figuring out how BotW and TotK fit into the timeline reading this 👁️👄👁️

Seeing someone’s Snapchat story which featured the phrase “Avengers Unite” kind of reminds me it’s my own fault for being on Snapchat at all.

Zeldathon Mythos
Begins December 27th, 2025
Benefitting @makeawishamerica.bsky.social

“Tylenol’s bad for you. It’s really bad for you I think…” Face Painting Lady At The Pumpkin Patch Who Refused Her Doctor’s Offer of Tylenol for Her Sprained Ligaments Because Science Is Illegal Now

Happy Birthday to me!

Somebody said that today was “Tin Tu.” I don’t know how to read calendars though, so it’s pretty hopeless if you’re asking me to figure it out…

@jerikandra.bsky.social Are we supposed to be celebrating FFX-2 today?? Seems like a real missed opportunity if not.

Pandora’s Box was the original gacha pull.

I didn’t… Until quite suddenly I did. I just kept drinking it for some reason, and by the end… Anyway gotta find my next bottle now! I found this one in a closeout grocery store in Colorado by complete chance.

Why didn’t @argick.bsky.social warn me that this stuff would taste like minty amoxicillin…

A coworker today commented on me getting my company-sponsored double-vax. He told me he never gets vaccines because it’s important for us to get sick - that way we know our bodies can fight it off. I didn’t know where to begin so I didn’t. Later I found out 12 people in the co took part. Out of 400.

I been saying it, but if anybody is going to come for oyster’s crown as album of the year you better do it soon. It’s already basically hopeless for it to be peeled out of my top plays for the year.

This is such a big day. It’s such a good day, and I am so happy for Thor The Dark World. Because it’s longer the worst MCU movie ever made!

Congrats to the new monarch, Fantastic 4 First Steps! You really earned it!!

The album of the year 2025 finally arrived today!

A man in dark glasses and an ugly sweater appears to be attempting to forcibly remove you from your vehicle while asking if you are single

The threatening aura of this Snapchat ad is probably not what a dating app should go for…

Just waiting for the boring decades that all the previous generations got.

Every day that I’ve worked my current project feels like an exercise in Infinite Divisibility. Achilles and the Ecomm.

You stare into the abyss only to find it drooling back.

HoYoLab is certainly one of the apps of all time.

Rob Manfred is a gutless coward who dug his heel into Pete Rose’s face while he was alive, and is now satisfied to piss on his grave.

fucked up at the crib playing Father 2

I came back to express my sincere frustration that the newest Honkai Star Rail expansion makes you sit through 5 hours of mostly pointless dialogue before you can actually do anything verging on “gaming.” That’s it. OK I’m leaving again.

I’ve only been a glasses wearer for about 20 hours now, and I am definitely struggling to adjust. I can’t believe you filthy four-eyes have to live this way. I was right to bully you.