@jimmyjamies.bsky.social
Strap in or strap on ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
How I sleep knowing I ruined Christmas by calling my family out for being racist small town bigots
26.12.2023 22:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gives good head. Makes good omelette. All this and more could be yours
05.11.2023 21:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Don't let your dreams be dreams I guess 🤙 ATSB adjacent AND I didn't have to move to Canberra!
03.11.2023 22:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ohmygoodnessme!!!
28.10.2023 12:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ooooh my Delta flight got upgraded to an A220-300 AND out of the new Terminal C at La Guardia!
28.10.2023 07:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Logging in to check if Troyes flight really did do that or if he's just telling twink lies
19.10.2023 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*sweating cum through my pores* hey I'll be in Sydney this weekend let me know if you're free aha!
15.10.2023 05:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wait why did I leave Twitter again? 🤔
14.10.2023 04:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
12.10.2023 23:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tits were feeling huge but idk can you check??
12.10.2023 22:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My ads are full of lab grown diamonds and medical marijuana
12.10.2023 22:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ass. Titties. Shots. Ass. Titties. Titties. Many people are talking about this !
10.10.2023 07:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New music from Polo & Pan
09.10.2023 10:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my brain cells
09.10.2023 06:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🏂 look mom no hands!
08.10.2023 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hm
08.10.2023 21:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not to sound like a boomer online but what am I going to do in Denver for a week 🥴
08.10.2023 06:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Looking for my next discreet hookup in a skip bin behind the Retravision
03.10.2023 21:06 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"We've left your parcel in a discreet location" they put my parcel IN my bin!! 😂😂
03.10.2023 20:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"I haven't seen you in ages!" from a man who never texts 🥴
03.10.2023 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Troye Sivan has been here
02.10.2023 01:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kinks are weird like you'll be minding your business doing the shopping and get a flashback of fisting someone ??
30.09.2023 09:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0$458,000 give or take
30.09.2023 08:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
For sale: Salted hams 🍖
30.09.2023 06:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
How it feels to ask for a hit of the vape
30.09.2023 04:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh hi (Reprise)
29.09.2023 04:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh hi
29.09.2023 04:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Going to the Melbourne Show on Sunday keen for goodie bags 🤩
29.09.2023 00:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Like the fucking tweet then
26.09.2023 12:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
