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Baseball, travel, poker, #TrustTheProcess, @msExcel, Seinfeld / Curb Your Enthusiasm references.
If Derrick White's name was just a little more similar to Dereck Whittenburg (it's close!) he could have pulled off that play.
12.11.2025 03:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You're using the JD Vance tactic - no one will pay attention if I only say the exact truth
youtu.be/sUnpV27No14?...
Tenet timeline...I would describe it more but I don't understand it 😞
Almost like Tenet
07.11.2025 17:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Time to once again apply Betteridge's law of headlines
04.11.2025 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
18 out of 25. Bonafide New Yorker
Quiz scored me as a "bonafide New Yorker" even though I'm just somebody who visits and knows things. On the other hand I doubt that I would get 18 out of 25 for anyplace that I actually ever did live.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Ohhhh... metaphorical deal with a devil. I thought you were reporting on new developments with Robert Johnson.
30.10.2025 14:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@99pi.org Just did a related podcast episode about this
99percentinvisible.org/episode/the-...
bsky.app/profile/ktum...
This fool doesn't think the Sixers are going 82-0 🙄
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Wikipedia is the "in lieu of flowers" charity I'm directing people to contribute to in my honor when I die.
28.10.2025 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
The slices are so uneven
28.10.2025 04:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did he duck down and ~hide~ behind Keldon Johnson to bait Noah Clowney in taking that first shot? 🫣🎣🏀🚧😂
26.10.2025 23:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0De-fence-dant?
24.10.2025 12:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Baseball has survived a racist color line, game fixing, The Great Depression, two world wars, a work stoppage that canceled a World Series, and Bowie Kuhn. Can we stop talking about "one team trying too hard to win" as an existential threat to the game?
22.10.2025 16:48 — 👍 163 🔁 37 💬 7 📌 4Nothing makes sense after Smoltz speaks
21.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0He absolutely likes to say "gabagool"
20.10.2025 22:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We passed the point of no return when Oreo released a cookies and cream flavor...and then somehow went further with non-alcoholic White Claw.
17.10.2025 00:42 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0But this is at least an accurate definition. I still haven't gotten over the GMC commercial: a pitcher who can paint the corners is known as a "Rembrandt". No he isn't. Nobody ever said that. I have boycotted GMC since.
16.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow...the Twins fire Rocco Baldelli and you're ready to forget an entire heritage 😂
13.10.2025 14:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Realmuto 🤝 LeBron
Pointing when your teammate fucks up
Self-Portrait in a Mocking Pose, by Joseph Decreux, 1793
08.10.2025 02:07 — 👍 861 🔁 73 💬 13 📌 7That's smart to do anything you can to steer them away from growing up as Mets fans like you. If they wore Mets caps to school the teacher would call DYFS. Nobody should be subjected to the kind of torture that franchise regularly inflicts on its fan base.
06.10.2025 12:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
06.10.2025 02:38 — 👍 2950 🔁 441 💬 26 📌 29
Jersey Devil + Lucy the Elephant
Recently moved from the Pine Barrens to Margate, so I'm somewhere in this sextant.
05.10.2025 23:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only to shit on your point, the Yankees are 16-5 since this picture. Best record in baseball during that time.
05.10.2025 22:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of a tweet: "I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law who lives at 1837 3rd st, LA 90023 blue house. she gets off work at 6"
05.10.2025 18:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is "know" defined? There is a large gap between "know of" and "personally know".
03.10.2025 16:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505
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