"Phony promise of the future" has stuck with me since Conan said it to me a few years ago.
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"Phony promise of the future" has stuck with me since Conan said it to me a few years ago.
09.12.2025 17:55 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0❤️Thanks! He's the ultimate "that guy."
08.12.2025 23:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can always tell the difference between a serious movie and a humorless movie. The latter is the problem.
07.12.2025 01:31 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thanks! I definitely welled up a handful of times when I rewatched a few weeks ago.
03.12.2025 23:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thanks Justin!
03.12.2025 20:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Succession 🤝 Simpsons. (I swear I didn't prompt this...) CC: @thatbilloakley.com
02.12.2025 17:03 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you need something fun this week, we updated our Best TV Episodes of the Century list. And check out my interview with Jesse Armstrong about "Connor's Wedding."
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Learning who voiced the little Mucinex guy
02.12.2025 15:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh damn, thank you!
02.12.2025 14:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alex's profile of the sportswriter George Kimball from 2011 is a story I still think about. deadspin.com/the-two-fist...
30.11.2025 17:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Big thanks to Alex Belth for appreciating my breezy, conversational style. www.wsj.com/arts-culture...
30.11.2025 17:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Today marks 12 years since we lost Paul Walker. I hope I was able to capture just a little bit of what made his work so special, and his presence so loved.
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My new favorite dystopian prescription drug jingle: 🎤"This little light of mine...has been dark for quite some time."🎤
27.11.2025 15:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥊🥊🥊Thanks!!!
27.11.2025 01:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LOL, so is mine.
26.11.2025 21:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ICYMI, CREED turns 10 this week.
"Our movie, it’s like a weird baby of Rocky, Rocky II, and Rocky V. But it’s about Apollo Creed, so obviously, III and IV have to be in there, right? It’s like this amalgamation of all the movies before it."
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Too good
25.11.2025 22:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wrote about the kind of cinema that can only be appreciated in a friend's basement. that's right, I wrote about MALLRATS!
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Got excited recently when I had an idea to try to write a book about The Onion—turns out two have been released THIS year.
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25.11.2025 16:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here’s my oral history of CREED, the movie not the band. With help from Ryan Coogler, Michael B. Jordan, Tessa Thompson, and many more. www.theringer.com/2025/11/25/m...
25.11.2025 15:14 — 👍 15 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 4Respect to Max Silvestri for sprinkling some elder millennial influence onto I Love LA. (Also: RIP Dan McGrath, who wrote "Bart of Darkness.")
24.11.2025 19:42 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh damn. I went post-renovation but didn't know about what it is now...
24.11.2025 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saw so many movies there from 1993 to 1998 or so, when the big Loews cineplex opened at Liberty Tree.
24.11.2025 16:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This makes me wish I could've seen Mallrats in an empty theater at Showcase Cinema in Revere when I was 12.
24.11.2025 16:09 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thanks Alex!
23.11.2025 16:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every fish you catch comes pre-marinated!
19.11.2025 20:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I only worship the sauce god.
19.11.2025 19:34 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You wouldn't believe it because of how it looks, but the sauce makes it.
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