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I drink on Thursday’s and have a small bladder sue me. I went to the bathroom nine times tonight. The dive I go to has three toilets and I went in each one thrice.
08.08.2025 05:29 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Underrated tweet.
17.07.2025 02:28 — 👍 22073 🔁 6219 💬 525 📌 329
This and a new president
13.06.2025 17:43 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
22.05.2025 17:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The only thing me and the president have in common - we are both obsessed with Taylor Swift
16.05.2025 15:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ope. This lowers my grocery bill right?
15.05.2025 14:26 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0NFL pausing, and “reimagining” its program to help foster diversity in coaching and front office positions. They say it will return in 2026, but just four months after Trump’s threat to companies that use DEI practices it seems like a calculated business decision.
13.05.2025 18:29 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
President Trump climbing the stairs of “Qatar’s Beotch,” the plane given to the United States as a gift from Qatar. Trump is seen climbing the stairs with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
Qatar’s Beotch alright
13.05.2025 04:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1A pope from Chicago. I’m hearing the Vatican has banned ketchup and replaced all holy water with malort.
08.05.2025 18:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Republicans want me prosecuted—I’ll never back down.
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So do I have to pay these student loans or nah
05.05.2025 17:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck Donald Trump and every single person that supports that piece of shit
02.05.2025 05:09 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NSA Waltz is the scapegoat for the signal chat debacle
01.05.2025 15:04 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Cubs are 19-1 in Shota starts👀
30.04.2025 02:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Didnt expect Jeff Bezos to be such a cuck to Trump
29.04.2025 21:21 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 1Donald during his pregame Super Bowl interview:
“I hate to do it but.. I watched this great quarterback who has a phenomenal wife. She’s a MAGA fan… she’s a great person. I guess you have to say that when a quarterback wins as much as he’s won, I’d have to go with Kansas City.”
25.04.2025 22:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Something special is brewing on the northside of Chicago. Cubs with another WILD come from behind win, it just feels different.
23.04.2025 15:43 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0DFA Gage Workman tonight
23.04.2025 01:50 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0They know they can lie and get away with it. Especially on the network in this video.
15.04.2025 19:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dementia Don
10.04.2025 05:47 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0🚨WEAK PRESIDENT🚨
Donald Trump CAVES on tariff policy.
I thought high tariffs were bringing back American jobs and cheap American products, why would he back track on that? did someone finally educate the buffoon in charge?
A third of the dodgers roster would be up for visa removal/deportation if they weren’t good at baseball
07.04.2025 14:51 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Wasn’t his role as a SGE limited to 130 consecutive days anyway? His time is just running out
07.04.2025 01:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0EXTEND KYLE TUCKER
06.04.2025 19:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Absolutely incredible!
Protesters are lining both sides of the street for blocks in the tiny little town of Geneva, Illinois!
It's estimated that around 5000 people showed up for the Hands Off! protest.
Let's go!!!!!
