James Covey

If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages

Wanderers v Vancouver match summary in 12 words: It’s a sad house in the Kitchen. Nobodies can stop us now.

every time a PK shootout happens in the USA or Canada for no good football reason, an MLS marketing executive gets his wings — the ghost of Jimmy Stewart, prolly

new Dogma manifesto just dropped #Dogma25 #Cannes

turns out I *was* happier when I was just assuming Thom Yorke is a fool

Simayo Zaka #RMAARS

Simonerechi Zeze #NEWCRY

hands down the best Ant Rant ever. unmissable.

thought I’d seen all of the stupidest possible takes on the #CanMNT but here I am now holding Cathal Kelly’s beer

👌

forever the tastiest fixture

🇨🇦🇺🇸HERE WE GO

Four Nations Faceoff Final between Canada and USA.

One game to decide whether this matters or whether it’s just a made up tournam

I personally enjoy hearing Bostonians lustily booing the Canadian anthem at the *checks notes* Toronto Dominion Garden

don’t really understand how @wealthsimple.bsky.social can get away with advertising this when my @eqbankcanada.bsky.social no-fee chequing account is paying a 25% higher rate to me (4% vs 3%)

disappointed it’s taken this long tbh

weird way to drop the perfecting of vaporware but ok

Messi and Suarez up top for Inter Miami tonight in their #ChampionsCup match @ KC, streaming on OneSoccer. nary a mention on OneSoccer’s socials. I will never ever understand their marketing strategy.

love this take and this film

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Matías Soulé. not since Pjanic have we had a player who could do *that* 🐺🐺💛❤️ #daje #asroma

a clown show that could have been scripted by the orange clown himself

i see my gen 1 Apple TV 4K is now smart enough to remind me that the “Battle Atop the Bundesliga” is now under way but not smart enough to recognize that I’m already watching it

math is the enemy of the people Denton

as rhetorical Qs go, this might be the most innumerate sentence I’ve ever seen from a Canadian journalism outlet and that is saying something lol

Leeds student jailed in Saudi Arabia for 34 years over tweets is released Salma al-Shehab was arrested in 2021 during holiday in Saudi Arabia

Ah yes "Welcome to Saudi Arabia, come enjoy the World Cup stay for imprisonment for Tweeting about women's rights."

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to be fair the Republicans already came at Hillary the same way with Pizzagate and we ended up with QAnon so maybe don’t wish for this lol

Opening crawl of the movie Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace which says "Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute."

'The taxation of trade routes' and the like doesn't seem so funny now, does it?

Every single stupid conversation I’ve had with a scientist about anticipatory obedience and historical comparisons over the last week has had me thinking about how scientists’ political incompetence is one of the major arguments for a liberal arts education

Like you’re literally a tool without it

if your university senior comms lead isn't insisting on this principle with your senior admin and everyone on down, they don't understand how to lead university comms.