Megan Paige

Two Face likes Ariana Grande.

I carved a pumpkin.

I call these photos "Lake City, Seattle".

I'd hate to post a link to FBillionaire social media (that's why you get a screenshot).

The 5/28 claim was from when I called to ask about my Zinsco electrical panel that had to be replaced to keep our building insured.

The 8/8 claim is from when I called to ask about my leaking windows.

In both cases I was told that the damage is "wear and tear", which isn't covered.

I've been trying to figure out why I hate Kristi Noem so much. And I think it's cuz I'm a little jealous.

She gets to do campy dress up photo ops every day. And she doesn't have to expend energy trying to be a decent person, because she does not care.

What a life.

Look, I get it. I like to play dress up a lot. But Kristi Noem does it wrong. -_-

The Dean from community did it the right way.

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Saw this coming. People don't seem to understand kink.

I thought it was kinda sexy, but mostly amusing.

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Appointment made for next Thursday to get my tubes removed! Do you think they'll let me keep them in a jar or something?

Whu...what?

And they're mean. And Gross. It makes the lack of self awareness that much more galling.

I have a consult tomorrow afternoon to ask for a tubal ligation. Fingers crossed they don't give me shit.

Holy shit. The US government apparently owes me a fuckton of refunds in the form of taxes I shouldn't have paid. Lol.

Rfk Jr. said it.

YouTube video by MSNBC Noem turns Homeland Security role into cringey costume theater

You guys, I think Christi Noem might be an actual Archer villain.

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Piiiics!

You win for now, Van Gogh.

I need to switch to a fun puzzle.

I'm happy to help coordinate a pickup. There is a loading dock at my office building.

I have been charged with getting rid of just over 200 reference binders. My office has decided they only want to use view binders from now on.

If anyone in the Seattle area is interested, they can be picked up at Corr Cronin in downtown Seattle. Pics and sizes breakdown attached.

And the law? Don't get me started.

Trans people are legitimate and agree valuable members of society. It's as simple as that.

Why is it so hard for the left to believe or say this?

YouTube video by NBC News Kamala Harris on whether transgender Americans should have access to gender-affirming care

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In this interview, I take what she says to mean that she won't prevent gatekeeping of gender affirming care.

We shouldn't defer to doctors or the law when it comes to basic human rights. There are plenty of conservative doctors glad to fuck over people.

I've been struggling to articulate why I'm unhappy with the DNC's lack of support for trans people. This is part of it.

The "progressive" party should be bending over backwards to not only help the most vulnerable, but to also broadcast that they are intrinsically valuable members of society.

That thing. Yes.

Eww... one of the reps who voted to censure Al Green is from WA. Gross

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Colby Jack, mascot of Turntables and Trails.

Hey that's an important job