Mark Frankel

Amazon’s Promotion of ‘Melania’ Has Critics Questioning Its Motives

Alright, name the five movies you’d gladly sit through before even considering watching “Melania.”
Here’s my list:
“Battleship Earth”
“Cats
“Plan Nine From Outer Space”
“The Teletubbies Movie”
Anything starring Nicholas Cage

Did this comment come directly from Trump or from “John Barron?”
Asking for a friend.

Nice line: "Weiss is firing the sharks and hiring more remoras." I must remember to steal that sometime.

While I'll be glad to see her go, I gotta admit I'm going to miss her Fascist Barbie Daily Fashion Parade.

Miss Davis would like a word.

Miss Davis would like a word.

Randy Fine is Trumper’s Trumper and utterly 100% despicable.

Miss Davis would like a word.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

This is Day 367 of Trump’s war on proper punctuatio.

Miss Davis would like a word.

Well, to be fair, Greenland is mostly ice. And Iceland has some green stuff, too. It's a mistake any third-grader could make.

Iceland, Greenland, whatever. If you really want to see him melt down, just tell him that portions of Canada used to known as "Vineland." Then stand back.

Yup. And proud of it.

Breaking news: Trump says he will not employ force to take Greenland.

However, the US president warned that he was still actively considering shooting passersby in the middle of New York's Fifth Avenue in broad daylight, just to see if he could get away with it — and if Republicans would object.

Amazing, absolutely amazing. And Prince’s guitar flew into orbit and was never seen on Earth again.

Miss Davis would like a word. Again.

I ain’t no ”USian.” I’m a Weejun. A Bass Weejun, to be precise.

I can’t prove it, but I sincerely believe that the closure of Tower Records signaled the end of civilization as we know it.

Send her to Alaska. She can be gnome Noem of Nome.

Recently caught “One Battle After Another” finally. Did anyone else think Sean Penn‘s Col. Lockjaw had an uncanny resemblance to RFK, Jr.?

God to Trump: “Just wait until I get my hands on your miserable orange ass.”

The Marsh Family makes a parody cover of the great Erma Franklin's song Piece of My Heart. This version addresses the current events unfolding regarding the US threatening the Kingdom of Denmark's territory, Greenland.

So, let me see if i got this right: Trump is threatening to take Greenland from the Danes by force because the Norwegian government did not award him the Nobel Peace Prize, which
is in fact given out by a private organization unconnected to the government.
Makes perfect sense — if you’re on crack.

So, let me see if i got this right: Trump is threatening to take Greenland from the Danes by force because the Norwegian government did not award him the Nobel Peace Prize, which
Is in fact given out by a private organization unconnected to the government.
Makes perfect sense — if you’re on crack.

I’ve decided the only possible explanation for Trump’s fixation upon acquiring Greenland is that he’s on crack.

Prove me wrong.

Has anyone looked into whether Trump is on crack? Asking for a friend.