Petrichoreographer

truth coming out of her well to shame humanity

A cartoon illustration of armed turkeys springing out of a cooked turkey attacking everyone at a Thanksgiving dinner setting. Caption reads "The Trojan Turkey."

Surprise!!! #grickledoodle #thanksgiving #turkeyday #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #horror

A list with carefully printed text that reads “sweet rolls popcorn donuts ensure yogurt ice cream sandwiches cookies Diet Coke”

Please admire my 88 year old grandfather’s grocery list

DANG, STELLA

DA EARS!

A picture of a Basic Energy Pokémon card, depicting an eye emblem on a purple background.

Strewn in my path on my way to the bus. Roasted by The Universe at large.

it's that time of year, it's time to get your flu and covid booster shot unless you're from massachusetts then it's time for your flu and covid borcester shot

🎶 H-O-T-T-D-O-G
🎶 “Hot dog” with an extra T

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

@cowgarage.bsky.social !!!!

Art by • Julien Delval

Some good news, lads. I'm delighted to confirm that the joy I unlocked by pronouncing Moby as "mobby" for the past few years, has now been exponentially outdone by referring to Cher as "chair". It's an absolute blockbuster. Few expect it. Everybody loves it. A mind weapon of immense power. 10/10.

A teensy, tiny carrot.

Here is a carrot my mother grew from scratch and just harvested for our dog.

GODDAMMIT STELLA

Happy Early Birthday, dearheart!

Couldn't make your February show at Littlefield, as I was recovering from surgery. I'd been hoping to catch it for months and was bitterly disappointed to miss it. I can't thank you or Dropout enough for this.

yesyesyesyesyes

Movies as paper titles:

Splinter, M. et al. (1990). "Traditional ninjitsu training increases overall survivability (OS) in an adolescent cohort of wood turtles, Glyptemys insculpta, exposed to ionizing radiation in the New York sewer system." Rept Gen. 90(6):407-409.

100% agree. It also makes me feel better, and also better about myself—there's so much out there that makes me feel impotent, and so much about me that I don't like. Moving through the world choosing to brighten someone's day does make a difference, and is reflected back to me most of the time.

MA'AM

Actually had one whole Louis and three-quarters of a Niall (that's why he's sitting). I can't recall what movie we went to see after lunch, but I will ALWAYS remember those two tweens coming up to our table at the Grand Central food court and asking to take pictures.

A cardboard standee of a young Niall Horan (sometime around the Up All Night era), sitting at a kitchen table in front of a stove.

Throwback to meeting you in person for the first time ever with this guy in tow.

A ploughman's lunch on a large olive-green plate. Clockwise: red grapes, toasted and buttered whole grain bread, cherry tomatoes on the vine, cornichons, honey smoked ham, a hard-boiled egg, a few small slices of cheddar, and some apple slices, all surrounding a small dish of Branston pickle. There is also a small bottle of Martinelli's pear cider.

Fridge dive = ploughman's lunch indoor picnic and NaddPod Ep. 2.

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holy shit. bianca is one of my favorite people in the entire world please send them $$$ if you can spare

This post brought to you by my last vanilla & cream yogurt and my failure to pick up dark chocolate peanut butter cups on my last TJ's run.

A single-serving container of Trader Joe's vanilla & cream yogurt, with a dark chocolate and sea salt lid.

A single-serving container of Trader Joe's vanilla & cream yogurt, with a dark chocolate and sea salt lid cracked by a spoon. There is peanut butter swirled through the yogurt beneath the chocolate.

Y'all. Y'ALL.

Swirl peanut butter through the yogurt, then pour melted dark chocolate over the top and sprinkle with flaky sea salt. Freeze till you can crack the lid with a spoon for that oh-so-good crème brûlée satisfaction.

Love you, too!

Jaw, meet floor. Brain immediately went full AWOOGA! at this picture.