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Cate Blanchett shaking hands with the Pope

Cate Blanchett shaking hands with the Pope

People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia TΓ‘r being invited to meet the Pope. πŸ™„

15.11.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2152    πŸ” 408    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 21
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Me and da homies listening to the new Rosalia album #LUX

07.11.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not you showing her Eiffussy

05.11.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't stop saying "What about soup man bitch!" #rhoslc

22.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how they’re still respecting the time slots for Terrence amid the screaming #rhoslc

15.10.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Britani was right about Angie’s house) #rhoslc

15.10.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Angie K, pillar of the Greek Community #RHOSLC

15.10.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GOUT DICK SUCKER?!!!!?!?!!?! #RHOSLC

24.09.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Worst rapture ever

23.09.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#GeniusComedy

09.08.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trisha Paytas really gave birth to Ozzy Osbourne huh?

22.07.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate his ass

10.07.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And if I say Next Gen NYC is my favorite show on Bravo now. (With some hyperbole.)

14.06.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Dog with pipe in mouth (1875) attributed to the Minnesota Historical Society. A  sepia toned photo of a fluffy white dog sitting on a table with a pipe in their mouth.

Dog with pipe in mouth (1875) attributed to the Minnesota Historical Society. A sepia toned photo of a fluffy white dog sitting on a table with a pipe in their mouth.

you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke

13.11.2024 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 16448    πŸ” 4351    πŸ’¬ 153    πŸ“Œ 131

Kinda need Kyle Chan on #TheValley

16.06.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A young St. Nicholas I fear

30.05.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought this was Alicia Keys without my glasses and volume

30.05.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#ChicagoPope

08.05.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how am I supposed to explain to my son that the pope is from Chicago

08.05.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1712    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 5
Pope Pius XIII

Pope Pius XIII

08.05.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

I lived that life Von Dutch for three days and I am going to federal prison

03.05.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 408    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

it’s so cool how mice really do love cheese. like meeting a sailor with an anchor tattoo, or a detective in a deerstalker hat

02.05.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 292    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.

Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.

Dear god let this man cook.

29.04.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 82672    πŸ” 17562    πŸ’¬ 1114    πŸ“Œ 792

Another weekend another birthday party

26.04.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thug Mansion just got a new angel

21.04.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1288    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 9

Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him

21.04.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 12062    πŸ” 3314    πŸ’¬ 135    πŸ“Œ 102

I am the next pope I am the next secretary of defense I am the universe experiencing itself

21.04.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1064    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 5

how do you say β€œdiva down” in Latin

21.04.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1636    πŸ” 381    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 10

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