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After the storm is over, make sure your orange tumor supporting friends and family understand where Greenland is.

24.01.2026 02:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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😂

21.09.2025 01:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oopsie Daisy, it's the poor kid's name.

06.07.2025 19:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cats and dogs talk a lot of trash for someone you can pick up and blow a raspberry on. 🐱🐶

03.06.2025 01:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watch out for the Aspen Shart.

15.05.2025 01:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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RIP Val Kilmer.

02.04.2025 06:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
X post by Amy Nixon (@texasrunnerDFW ), featuring a verification badge. The post reads, "The USA is weird now. If you're a person under 30, you probably think it's normal but that's because you don't know. Trust me. It's weird."

X post by Amy Nixon (@texasrunnerDFW ), featuring a verification badge. The post reads, "The USA is weird now. If you're a person under 30, you probably think it's normal but that's because you don't know. Trust me. It's weird."

America hasn’t felt this upside down since I was a child in an internment camp.

16.03.2025 20:00 — 👍 48938    🔁 9272    💬 981    📌 360
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😎

01.03.2025 02:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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😎👍

22.02.2025 05:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Michael Myers sneaks up on another victim.😆

09.02.2025 05:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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😂

06.02.2025 08:00 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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One plus one. C'mon. I'm hurtin'.

01.02.2025 13:56 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Mmm, toast.

31.01.2025 08:37 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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😎👍

25.01.2025 13:13 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Haha, you feel.

23.01.2025 06:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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two men are sitting in front of microphones and one of them is talking . ALT: two men are sitting in front of microphones and one of them is talking .

RIP Bob Uecker.

16.01.2025 17:36 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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"You're welcome"

14.01.2025 07:19 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Kids, the tent is warm.

13.01.2025 10:36 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Which is worse on a date, shart or your date seeing you accidentally eat a mosquito?
Okay, what if the mosquito was an owl?

24.12.2024 02:02 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Too romantic.

22.11.2024 02:05 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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😆

21.11.2024 00:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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three men are talking on phones and the word hello is in yellow ALT: three men are talking on phones and the word hello is in yellow
21.11.2024 00:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ah, romance.

19.11.2024 13:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Don't ask a cat to make jive turkeys.

18.11.2024 10:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Asshole museum opened up a new wing for their A Collection of Assholes display.

17.11.2024 23:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And the cat laughed when Joffrey died. 😎🐱

17.11.2024 12:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Getting kinda tired of us collectively watching something that sucks.

16.11.2024 16:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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