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@bicyclesamurai.bsky.social

Sarcastic, curmudgeonly introvert that acts like a friendly extrovert much of the time…

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A CALL TO ACTION: Submit β€œMedia Bias” Tips The White House recently launched a Media Bias Portal as a service toΒ truth and transparency. Its purpose is toΒ combat the baseless lies,

The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

05.12.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6960    πŸ” 2988    πŸ’¬ 365    πŸ“Œ 229

So true. If I didn’t think the link would track me, I’d be watching/reading Fox to submit every show and article they produce.

05.12.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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omg

04.12.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5397    πŸ” 974    πŸ’¬ 1108    πŸ“Œ 248

Good lord…what a preposterous idea.

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December 3, 2025 Republican Matt Van Epps won yesterday’s special election in Tennessee’s seventh congressional district, but Republicans aren’t celebrating triumphantly.

December 3, 2025

heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/december-3...

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read-and-be-merry post - List of books to read before you die
1. Any book you want
2. Don't read books you don't want to read
3. That's it
4. Congratulations you did it

iammewhooaryou comment - I really like this list. All my favorite books are on it.
replay from read-and-be-merry - Thanks I worked really hard on it

read-and-be-merry post - List of books to read before you die 1. Any book you want 2. Don't read books you don't want to read 3. That's it 4. Congratulations you did it iammewhooaryou comment - I really like this list. All my favorite books are on it. replay from read-and-be-merry - Thanks I worked really hard on it

For the bibliophiles like me! #BookSky

03.12.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSo it goes.” - Vonnegut, β€œSlaughter House Five”

03.12.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Goodnight

03.12.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 11589    πŸ” 2962    πŸ’¬ 476    πŸ“Œ 308
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December 2, 2025 The news of last Friday, November 28, that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth told a Joint Special Operations commander overseeing an attack on a small vessel carrying 11 people on September 2 to β€œkill ev...

December 2, 2025

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"I chose a crass serial rapist and adulterer, who calls women 'nasty' and 'piggy,' and took away by daughters' reproductive rights, over my daughters. So why are they displeased with me??? It must be all THEIR fault! I take no responsibility. NONE!"

02.12.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 11353    πŸ” 2615    πŸ’¬ 1326    πŸ“Œ 257

Go fuck yourself, PDX Conservative. You just don’t get it.

03.12.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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dΙ―nΙΉΚ‡'s an Epic, (twice in our country's history-level,) FΓΌckup.

02.12.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3385    πŸ” 1147    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 58
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I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.

02.12.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10867    πŸ” 3192    πŸ’¬ 212    πŸ“Œ 257

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

02.12.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It has been 15 minutes since our last β€œif this had happened in any other administration” event

02.12.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1834    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 10

I think the press should just not show up to hear this liar and pathetic representative speak. Let’s just realize that this regime is not a source for truth and facts and ignore the fuck out of them.

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Trump Crowns Himself 'THE AFFORDABILITY PRESIDENT'

... I don't even know what to say.
I am no psychiatrist but this chit's getting serious.
And who can sit his ignorant rump down with some pie charts and explain basic 4th grade percentages.

29.11.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2580    πŸ” 691    πŸ’¬ 475    πŸ“Œ 134

Jesus…the delusion is strong with this one…

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🀣🀣🀣

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DC jury acquitted the Sandwich Guy. Lindsay Halligan can’t even bring an indictment because she’s not legit. Jeanine Pirro couldn't get a conviction because she’s incompetent.

As the judge pointed out, incompetent Pam Bondi completely screwed up the appointment of Halligan in violation of the law.

24.11.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 12555    πŸ” 3120    πŸ’¬ 753    πŸ“Œ 254

This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.

Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...

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Hey bozo, the average pay is higher in blue states than red states. Did you think of that? Stop this plutocratic gaslighting.

23.11.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3477    πŸ” 635    πŸ’¬ 190    πŸ“Œ 23

Jesus! Bessent is an idiotic shit-ass.

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Boston's Mayor Wu playing with Yo-Yo Ma at Symphony Hall

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Wild…

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