I don’t care about the consequences I want my lick back.

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Niall Maher. #NewYorkerCartoons

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If you don’t think I’m sweet you don’t deserve my sweetness idk how else to put it!

Big titties are a scam.

Bras are expensive.

Your back hurts.

It’s hard to sleep on them.

I’m picking up faster than Future answering for gorgeous doll 🤣🤣 ain’t no first ring 🤣

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Kiwi

Don’t be shamed. It’s still good

Where the sidewalk ends

American Dream

Greed

Today, Miley. party in the USA

a man with a beard is talking on a live video ALT: a man with a beard is talking on a live video

Unless we married you better not ask me who’s pussy is this

I’m not married, but I will be in a relationship in 2025. It’s time to fall in love.

You can’t make me breakfast if you cook everything with oil.. greasy ass food!

5s and 9s

Summertime b winter a lol

Christmas Classic in our matching pajamas 🎄🎅🏽🤶🏽🎁

I love conspiracy theories 😂 spice up the plot a lil bit

“when someone shows you who they are, believe them”

Snapchat be like “do you remember this day, 8 years ago?” I in fact do not remember. And you need to forget too.

Getting the hiccups at my big age is annoying!