I donβt care about the consequences I want my lick back.
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I donβt care about the consequences I want my lick back.
20.07.2025 22:54 β π 70 π 13 π¬ 2 π 3Todayβs Daily Cartoon, by Niall Maher. #NewYorkerCartoons
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If you donβt think Iβm sweet you donβt deserve my sweetness idk how else to put it!
27.03.2025 20:52 β π 10 π 3 π¬ 0 π 1Big titties are a scam. 
Bras are expensive. 
Your back hurts. 
Itβs hard to sleep on them.
Iβm picking up faster than Future answering for gorgeous doll π€£π€£ ainβt no first ring π€£
08.03.2025 03:39 β π 21 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0LATEST: An abrupt freeze on nearly all federal grants and loans announced by President Trump's administration has created widespread confusion across the government. 
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"ICE directives come and go. The Constitution is here to stay." 
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23.01.2025 19:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donβt be shamed. Itβs still good
23.01.2025 19:15 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Where the sidewalk ends
23.01.2025 19:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0American Dream
23.01.2025 19:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Greed
23.01.2025 19:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today, Miley. party in the USA
23.01.2025 19:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unless we married you better not ask me whoβs pussy is this
02.01.2025 19:08 β π 88 π 17 π¬ 8 π 33Iβm not married, but I will be in a relationship in 2025. Itβs time to fall in love.
28.12.2024 02:56 β π 126 π 53 π¬ 4 π 22You canβt make me breakfast if you cook everything with oil.. greasy ass food!
15.12.2024 12:57 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 15s and 9s
15.12.2024 17:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Summertime b winter a lol
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13.12.2024 04:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love conspiracy theories π spice up the plot a lil bit
12.12.2024 03:09 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0βwhen someone shows you who they are, believe themβ
12.12.2024 03:09 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Snapchat be like βdo you remember this day, 8 years ago?β I in fact do not remember. And you need to forget too.
12.12.2024 03:09 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Getting the hiccups at my big age is annoying!
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