Meet Lila! This 13-month-old is new to indoor life--vacuums? Suspicious. Baths? Disapproved. Squirrel patrol? Absolutely THRILLING! With epic, Oscar-worthy expressions, and a snugglebug heart, you'll be as smitten as we are. Ready for adoption at bit.ly/AdoptSVPPDogs

You can help us celebrate Dan’s birthday and help us with the prescription food that keeps him healthy! #2dollartuesday #venmochallenge #helpcats #catlover #paralyzedcat

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/thecatterycc

Cash App: https://cash.app/$TheCatteryCC

PayPal: http://paypal.me/thecatterycc

Websit

"Justice should be sought" that's not him

At least he's saying that on camera.

These four are the sweetest babies! They have fun personalities, they all like to play fetch. These girls don’t beg for food, scratch, bite, or have any bad habits. They do get the zoomies and act like fools twice a day though. 😸
Get your island kitty here!
realcruzancats.org

A donut from Voodoo Donuts in the shape of a cock and balls covered in chocolate frosting

I hope they gave them Cock N Balls

Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social

Oh, good! Thanks!

Yes,they're sending the Texas Nat Guard instead

Look at that tiny finger

Oh, here here!

Everyone involved with Nightmare On Elm Street 5 should be deeply ashamed. What.in.the.hell

Attn Black people, stop scrolling.

This is not a drill: Chicago

What in the goddamn fuck

I hear that one of my "jobs" around here is to help cats who don't have amazing homes like me, yet. My friends at @loudouncats.bsky.social could use some food and training pads. Can you help them? It will put a smile on my face.

www.chewy.com/g/loudoun-co...

That's amazing! Congrats!

Large white young adult male cat snuggled in someone’s arms. He has a black patch on the back of his head and a few black markings on his side.

Meet Frank!!
Here we go again. Adult colony of friendly cats abandoned. Shelter is full.
This love bug is available for adoption in NE Vermont, neutered, vaxxed and vet checked- just awaiting his new, better life. Email for info www.fffvt.org

If we've made soooo much money from tariffs, why is the govt shut down.

Virginia 💔😭 Absolutely Heartbreaking! 😭💔
🏈 HAIL MARY POST! 🥺 🏈

💔 Ashland has been waiting for a home for 4.5 YEARS! That is #1,642 days. ‼️

‼️ We need EVERYONES help! That includes you! SHARE NOW! 🙏🏻

Friends of Homeless Animals (FOHA)

foha.org/pet/ashland202…

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My bestest dog, Zevon. Gone 7 yrs. Still miss him everyday

I think the next episode is oct 15th

It might be time for Tine to take a little break🙃😅

Also, Dept of War makes his dick hard

Waaaaaaaay before

MARY JANE IS MISSING IN THE BRONX. Last seen at Field Place and Morris Ave. She's 12 pounds and chipped: 985113010065346. If you've seen or found her please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT MARY JANE!

🚨PLEASE SHARE🚨 #Missing 16 year old from #Toronto #Ontario #Canada

Lilliana is described as:

EYES: Brown HAIR: Dyed red
HEIGHT: 5'2" WEIGHT: Slim build
#MMIW #MMIWG #EveryChildMatters #NoMoreStolenSisters #RedDressAlert #AboriginalAlert

www.aboriginalalert.ca/missingperso...

idk if this is real but quite honestly i am in a petty fucking bitch mood and don't really care, let's see those hot hot thirst traps, mikey

Thank you, David Cross!

I think that constantly