carrion the destroyers

Later alt

Three panel comic. Panel 1: the stage of the Jerry Springer show with an audience watching. A peeved looking person sits in a chair. Jerry Springer stands next to him and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the incensed audience boos loudly. Panel 3: security attempts to break out a fistfight between the onstage guest and a prehistoric fish, the Tiktaalik.

A Perfect hit! (barf, pee, punching)
comm for @rexiafortuna.bsky.social

had an idea as good as it was specific — floral ornamentation on gargoyle bodies

Digital illustration of two versions of a bunny girl character with a heavy, soft build and a ‘crunchy’ line art style. On the left, she is tied to the wall wearing full sleeve bondage with a very large, round belly featuring faint stretch marks. “When did I say stop? Bring the pie over here next…!” On the right she’s still tied to the wall looking dazed and full after eating. There are empty bowls and a single cherry on a plate in front of her. “Get this off me… Oh god I’m so full…”

Hungry! #fatfur

painting on canvas of a bald man in a yellow shirt throwing a pinecone at ET's head. a group of people also wielding pinecones are gathered behind him, becoming more shadowy and inhuman the further back they are. the sky is a sickly yellow colour, taking place at an unclear time of day

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

Alex, in her rural home hears "if you build it they will come" emanate through the window. She draws a comic called Loon Girl. Loon Girl says "double-fistin' Faygos" in her comic. She posts Loon Girl to Webcomicclown.com. She hears a rustling outside in the cornfield outside the house. Some people emerge from the cornfield. A man introduces himself and says "hi, we're neurodivergent." Another man says "we love your webcomic." A woman holds up a drawing pad and says "I've drawn a nude Loon Girl."

spigot: WHENEVER A BONEQUEST CHARACTER GOES MISSING ALL MY DEVICES GET A SQUIRT ALERT

"SQUIRT ALERT" https://bonequest.com/9803

a pretty, chubby trans girl walks through a living room in a full-body rubber costume of the Pokemon shinx. Only her head is left uncovered, and she holds the large smiling costume head under her arm. Her girlfriend calls out from the couch: "Aw! Are we getting a visit from Lulu?" the shinx-coated girl replies: "she's been pawing at me to come out allll workday". "You get the plug in yet?" "Every step is a boxing glove to our poor prostate. How does she SLEEP with this thing?" the shinx exclaims, incredulously.

The shinx girl leans against a door frame, panting, and feeling herself up with the large costume paws. She asks to her partner, leaning against the opposite wall: "you okay taking care of her again for a few days? Keeping her out of trouble, walking her, fisting her... that kind of thing?" "Happy to," her girlfriend remarks with an aloof smile. "I'll get the harness and pet bed out, as soon as I'm done with Celeste."

Shinx girl's girlfriend gives her a little kiss on the cheek, asking "Anything else I should know before you sink off and rest?" But shinx girl is already starting to lower the large-eared costume head over her own, and it's clearly having an effect on her. She mumbles "y-you sh-- shhnn-- sshinxx" and her girlfriend giggles in response. Too late! Lulu the rubber shinx has bubbled to the surface.

in a final, wide picture, Lulu is on all fours, crawling into the waiting arms of her girlfriend. Her tail is wagging happily, and she's nuzzling her girlfriend affectionately. "Hiii Lulu!! Pfttt, sweet toy! So happy to see me, with those pretty printed-on eyes... I missed you!! Now let's go get maddie's discord status updated, shall we?" The girl is sleeping, and the rubber shinx is awake and eager to play!!

sometimes a transformation is more mental than physical.

Sinking down,

down,

deeper, into the peaceful dark. 🌙

And letting someone else take over for a few days
(or weeks).

A thick, rubber costume? An anal plug the size of cantaloupe? Those are just lubrication 🩵💛🖤✨

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.

ME: How are you supposed to do it?

MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.

BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

another gift for my friend of her sona :3 

This piece is a redraw of a wallpaper done by Maki Michaux!

playing

sketch for a patreon member

AI

Nutz Deep II North
Spencer, WI

Three panel comic. Panel 1: kids playing kickball. One pitches the ball, and another kid behind him yells “back up!” to the other kids. Panel 2: a kid with glasses kicks the ball. Panel 3: the ball hurtles into a ufo way up in space, and sets off the airbag on the alien driving the ufo.

rest in piss motherfucker

Dilbert says to Scott Adams "father please do me the mercy of destroying me." Dilbert grabs Scott Adams by the shoulders and insists "father, please" He hands Adams a pistold and says "I yearn for non-existence." He angrily goads Adams by shouting "DO IT! DO IT YOU PUSSY!" Adams shakes and cries as he points the gun at his creation.

RIP Scott

ICE officers names, social media and more!
She it with EVERYONE!
wiki.icelist.is/index.php?ti...

Nostalgia

i'm not saying this as anyone who knows anything about health; i'm saying it as someone who is an alleged expert in interest group politics: the American beef industry is all over MAHA, wellness, and podcast spaces.

remember "bacon mania?" totally a marketing strategy by the pork industry.

STARWARS/C3NEKKID.GIF

LICKED ANOTHER DICK AWARD with blue ribbon

Transcript: DAFFODIL: What's going on on the righthand side? GRASSY: They only let us communicate with smiley face, sad face, and anvil. So they're saying anvil to me. WEB PAGE: Dots | Gamewoof - Webspedition. OPPONENT: Anvil. GRASSY: Smiley face. OPPONENT: Anvil. OPPONENT: Anvil. Anvil. Anvil. Anvil. OPPONENT: Anvil. Anvil. Anvil. Anvil. DAFFODIL: Forfeit. I'm getting scared.

Three Feelings

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