Michael

Big shout-out to my dead dad for teaching me everything he knew about woodwork.

The photo really doesn't show just how girthy this sandwich is.

Imagine the only way was up.

It's very easy to say "jazz music is shite."
And that's because jazz is, in fact, shite.

On a train and keep hearing this noise

My Amazon account got hacked while watching Hackers on Amazon Prime. Must be a new Prime benefit.

I think Predator 2 might be the sweatiest film ever made.

A great day to listen to The Beatles early stereo mixes.

Lost an earbud yesterday. Went to put it in the charging case but it slipped from hand and rolled into a drain. Sony charge close to full price for a single replacement earbud. Bring back wires.

I'll have a look, cheers!

I've been asked to try and pick up the basics for using PowerBI at work. Anyone got any good suggestions for tutorials? YouTube etc.

Slime City album 2. The Return of Slime City. Slime City Strikes Back. Slime City 2: The New Batch (of songs)

My twitter account got hijacked and now I'm left with a stupid blue tick.

Get that jet ski fuelled.

Keep thinking of Slipknot turning up at wee venues for their early gigs and explaining their line-up to the sound engineer. Vocals, two guitars, bass, drums, percussion, DJ, guy with a beer keg and baseball bat.

Split the John.

Also go to Modern on the same street and get one of their gigantic head-sized lobster tails. They were about $6.

Go to Mike's Pastry and get some cannoli. Unless the queue is massive.

Trying to get the perfect egg bite.

Upgraded the speaker in the shoe and added a wee amp to make it louder and even more annoying.

Someone should make a game where all you do is clean crime scenes. That would be the best game.

Bring back the 1988 Glasgow Garden Festival Coca-Cola rollercoaster.

I think I've got too many pedals.

Glad to hear the situation is well in hand.

You get a document up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that document.

You will not be informed of the meaning of Project Zeus until the time is right for you to know the meaning of Project Zeus.

I got this peanut butter powder, seems very similar to Chabuddy G's Peanut Dust. Perfect for peckish.

Recently I've noticed that chatgpt has been using emojis a lot in its responses. Telling me shit is 🔥🔥🔥 and lit! I know there's probably a setting for this but it's irritating when all I'm just asking about is a spreadsheet formula.